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Jua van Zyl
@juavanzyl.bsky.social
Former GIS & RS Scientist.🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Writing about the Polycrisis, Dignity, and the Implementation Gap. Author: The Work of Hope & Metamorphosis. Reclaiming the Information Commons one post at a time.
SHE/HER

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I don’t have space in my bio for all the nuances, so consider this the pinned version: Pronouns: She/Her, They/Them, or FU. If you can’t manage the first two, the third one is a self-service option.

#Pronouns #TransRights #GetAHobby #ActuallyLiving #Bluesky
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February 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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Something incredible is happening in the Magic: The Gathering community.

The prolific MTG Youtube channel Tolarian Community College has raised $450,000 and growing for Trans Lifeline.

Read our writer S. Baum's story here and go pitch in!

www.erininthemorning.com/p/magic-the-...
“Magic: The Gathering” Gathers for Trans Lives, Raises $450,000 in Less Than Two Days
“Magic is political.”
www.erininthemorning.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
The fact that a racist meme of the Obamas is a debate proves our digital space is broken. The White House brushes it off, while we amplify it by sharing screenshots to condemn them.
This is how toxicity wins, making us involuntary megaphones for dehumanization. Stop being their marketing department
February 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
New side hustle: Campaign management. 🗳️ Working on getting two decent people into local office because the "participation trophy" crowd has had their turn. My US portfolio is expanding, and I’m just getting started.
#LocalPolitics #CampaignLife #SouthAfricanInAmerica #ExpandingPortfolio #BlueSky
February 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
The soundscape of my desk:

The printer is screaming for help. 📠

The coffee machine is giving up on life. ☕

The daily visitor who thinks my desk is a "complaint department." 📉

If I roll my eyes any harder, I’ll be able to see my own brain cells dying.
February 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Peak Necropolitics. 📉 Sovereignty used to protect lives; now it "manages" them like line items on a budget. When the state calculates the "mass" it wants to disappear, it’s not health, it’s identifying whose bodies are a "burden" to their architecture of control. 🙄💅
Is that the cumulative death-toll estimate?
Dr Oz: "We project that America will lose about 100 million pounds this year, which will make folks a lot healthier."
February 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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Money can buy happiness. If Elon Musk built a rocket and shot himself into the fucking sun that would generate massive happiness.
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Apparently, "savory pie" isn’t a language they speak here in the States. 🇺🇸🚫
​Had to stage a culinary intervention with these homemade sausage rolls. If you know, you know. If you don't, I’m sorry for your loss. 🥐🥂

#SausageRolls #SouthAfricanFood #ExpatLife #SavoryPie #Homemade #BlueSky
February 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Funny how the people we're told to fear are statistically the ones most likely to help us, while the "authority figures" are the ones we actually need protection from. 🎭 The math is in: less time obsessing over trans folks and immigrants, more time fixing the actual systems of harm. 📉
Statistically you're safer from crime as a stranger amongst immigrants than you are around ICE. You're safer amongst drag queens than around pastors, especially as a child. You're better cared for by the poor than the rich. You're far safer with an immigrant as an intimate partner than a cop.
February 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Apparently, it’s the Super Bowl this weekend. 🏈 Unfortunately, I’ve reached the age where I’m significantly more concerned with Super Bowels. 🚽

I’ll pass, America. I have fiber to track and a nap to schedule. ✌️

#SuperBowl #GettingOlder #NotMyVibe #FiberLife
February 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I don’t have space in my bio for all the nuances, so consider this the pinned version: Pronouns: She/Her, They/Them, or FU. If you can’t manage the first two, the third one is a self-service option.

#Pronouns #TransRights #GetAHobby #ActuallyLiving #Bluesky
February 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
We must protect the vulnerable!" Also, the GOP: "Let's move on from the Epstein files, but keep spending 24/7 investigating trans people’s healthcare and Netflix characters." The selective amnesia is as loud as the hypocrisy. 🙄📉
#EpsteinFiles #GOP #DoubleStandards #TransRights #SelectiveOutrage
After latest release country should move on to Epstein trials.
February 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
'Trans Ideology': the conservative version of an imaginary friend. It doesn't exist, but it certainly keeps you busy while the rest of us are out here actually living.

#TransRights #GetAHobby #RealityCheck #ConservativeObsession #ActuallyLiving
February 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The daily "complaint department" session just hit a snag: they saw me roll my eyes. 🙄 Oops. I guess my internal monologue finally gained external visibility. I’d apologize, but the silence that followed was the highlight of my afternoon. 💅
#OfficeLife #WorkHumor #EyeRoll #ZeroGrit #NoFilter
February 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
The GOP really needs to find a new hobby. It’s genuinely creepy how much time they spend obsessing over a tiny percentage of the population while the rest of the country is struggling. If they put this much energy into actual governance, we might actually get somewhere. 🙄📉

#GOP #Obsessed #GetAHobby
February 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Josh Hawley attacking stories he doesn't like while people are just trying to survive the actual state of the US is peak performance art 🎭. Trying to sanitize Netflix won't change the reality of our lives. Hiding us from the screen doesn’t make us any less real.

#TransRights #Netflix
This week, during a hearing on the proposed merger between Netflix and Warner Bros., Josh Hawley used his time to attack Netflix for "trans ideology."

Its the latest in a pressure campaign to get the platform to remove all trans characters.

The latest from our writer, S. Baum.
Republican Senator Attacks Netflix Over “Trans Ideology” In Hearing
…but children’s programming that actively promotes the cisgender, heterosexual nuclear family is apparently not “indoctrination.”
www.erininthemorning.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Imagine owning the world’s biggest megaphone and using it to tell us money doesn't buy happiness. 📉 If being the "main character" of the global economy is that miserable, feel free to EFT the balance back to the rest of us. We’re willing to take the risk. 💅
February 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I’m anti-billionaire, not anti-millionaire. One is a high-score; the other is a structural failure. You don’t "earn" a billion; you extract it through an Architecture of Control. If you have more than you can spend in ten lifetimes, it’s not wealth, it’s a cage for everyone else. 💅
#TaxTheRich
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Reposted by Jua van Zyl
GET HIM.
February 5, 2026 at 1:26 PM
SARS: Email -> Login -> EFT. Simple.
IRS: In the US, it’s a January spent gathering blood, urine & stool samples with a blood sacrifice just to be "ready" to pay a tax pro. I tell my wife every day that she's lucky she's cute, because the US tax system definitely isn't.📉

#Taxes #Sarcasm #ExpatLife
February 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The funniest thing about returning to the public sphere is how quickly strangers start to DM you. 📩

Kitten, don’t. ✋💅

#Boundaries #PublicLife #NotToday #Bluesky
February 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
A massive shout-out to the people making life here so much easier. Thank you, Rev. Tess, for always helping when we're in need. So grateful for George, Mary, and John—and especially Gill, who always shows up right when I need a hug. Love you all! ❤️🫂

#Community #Gratitude #NorthShore #Friendship
February 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Moved from SA to the US for love. Rebuilding a life is one thing, but navigating the current state of the US is another. 🙃 I tell my wife every day she’s lucky she’s so cute. My heart is forever South African, but at least the company is good.❤️

#SouthAfrican #USLife #NewBeginnings #Love
February 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
To be fair, I do love some things here. Specifically: My wife. And the small handful of friends who have our backs. End of list. (Sorry, America, but the rest of you are just 'geography' to me right now. 🤷‍♀️)

#ImmigrantLife #Priorities #SorryNotSorry #RealTalk #ChosenFamily
Here is the text ready to post:

"What do you love most about living in the US?" I froze, then spent the next 10 minutes describing South Africa. When you are just working to survive here, sometimes your soul retreats to where it feels safe. ❤️🇿🇦

#ImmigrantLife #SouthAfrica #Home #Diaspora #ExpatLife
February 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM