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Juan A Rodríguez
@juanrodpfft.bsky.social
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Sr. Principal Engineer - System Software, Developer Tools & Runtimes. I work in the Microsoft Technology Center at Intel. Opinions are my own.
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PSA, Seattle peeps

www.ticketmaster.com/iliza-live-s...
This image is a promotional advertisement for a live comedy show featuring Iliza Shlesinger. It includes: • 🎤 Performer: A photo of Iliza Shlesinger, smiling and animated against a plain background, suggesting her energetic comedic style. • 📅 Event Details:• Date: Saturday, November 22, 2025 • Time: 9:30 PM • Venue: The Paramount Theatre • 🎟️ Promotion: A special offer for 50% off tickets to the 9:30 PM show, valid for one week only. The discount can be unlocked using the code FLASH. The offer is limited in time and availability and excludes previously purchased tickets. • 🖱️ Call to Action: A black button at the bottom reads “Get Tickets Now – Use Code FLASH,” encouraging immediate purchase.
November 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Who did this?
The image is a satirical Venn diagram featuring three intersecting circles labeled Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, and Monica Lewinsky. Each circle contains text referencing well-known controversies or public perceptions associated with the individuals: • 🟦 Hillary Clinton: “Lost an Election” • 🟪 Monica Lewinsky: “Was in Love With Bill” • 🟥 Donald Trump: (no unique trait listed in his circle) The intersections include provocative or humorous statements: • 🔵 Hillary Clinton ∩ Monica Lewinsky: “Blew Bill Clinton” — a play on words referencing both literal and metaphorical interpretations. • 🔴 Donald Trump ∩ Monica Lewinsky: “Hate Hillary” — suggesting a shared animosity toward Hillary.
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Here’s mine. I guess you’re not as popular, Barry…
Facebook consumer payout for $16.53
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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In contrast…
Weather map for Redmond, WA showing 55 degrees and mostly sunny weather.
November 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Squirrel!
This photo captures a squirrel perched atop a weathered wooden fence. The squirrel is facing away from the camera, its bushy tail curled high and its body slightly hunched forward, as if it’s about to leap into the dense greenery beyond. The fence itself shows signs of age—faded wood grain, streaks of discoloration, and a few knots. Behind the squirrel, a tangle of leafy branches and twigs creates a lush backdrop, with hints of autumn with red and yellow among the green.
November 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
This photo features the iconic duo Harry and Marv—better known as the “Wet Bandits” from Home Alone. Harry (on the right): Shorter in stature, he’s wearing a black knit cap, a dark scarf, and a gray coat. His expression is intense and slightly mischievous, capturing his scheming personality from the film. Marv (on the left): Taller with curly hair and a scruffy beard, he’s dressed in a brown corduroy coat layered over a beige cardigan and white shirt. His wide-eyed look adds to his famously goofy demeanor.
October 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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And.. it’s gone.
Not found - account has been suspended
October 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Next time someone says to you that you’re out on a tangent, ask them if they’d like to go with you
The image is a map centered on the town of Tangent, located in Oregon, USA. Here’s a breakdown of what it shows: 🛣️ Highways and Roads • The Corvallis-Lebanon Highway (Highway 34) runs horizontally near the top of the map, serving as a major connector in the region. • Tangent itself is laid out in a grid of streets, suggesting a small-town structure with organized blocks. 🌿 Surrounding Landscape • The area around Tangent is predominantly green, indicating rural or undeveloped land—likely farmland or natural terrain. • There are dark patches scattered throughout, which represent developed or urban areas, possibly industrial zones or residential clusters. 💧 Water Features • In the lower left portion, you can spot streams or small water bodies, adding to the natural geography of the region. This map would be useful for understanding Tangent’s geographic orientation, its infrastructure, and how it connects to nearby towns via Highway 34.
October 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Hey @kclemson.bsky.social, have you seen this one?
This image captures the rear view of a sleek, dark-colored Lucid electric vehicle cruising down a multi-lane highway. The car sports a California license plate with the custom text “LAMBDAS” in bold yellow on a black background—a clever nod to lambda functions, often used in programming and mathematics. 🔍 Notable Details: • The Lucid branding is clearly visible on the back of the car. • It’s surrounded by other vehicles, including a white van and a truck ahead. • The weather is clear and bright, suggesting daytime driving conditions. • The road appears smooth and well-maintained, typical of California highways.
September 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Where shall we head to today?
Photo of flight departure schedules from Seattle-Tacoma International Airport
September 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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PSA
🍺 Fremont Oktoberfest Poster Overview This vibrant promotional poster is for Fremont Oktoberfest, celebrated as Seattle’s largest beer festival. The design is bold and playful, with a bright yellow background accented by red and blue graphics. At the center, a stylized figure triumphantly holds up two frothy beer mugs, radiating festive energy. 🗓️ Event Details • Dates: September 19, 20, and 21 • Location: Fremont neighborhood, Seattle • Theme: Beer, community, and fun 🎉 Volunteer Incentives The poster encourages people to volunteer to pour beer, offering enticing perks: • Free admission for Saturday night volunteers (x2) • Extra beer tokens • Unlimited rides on the Alpine Slide • Free parking • And more! A QR code is included for easy sign-up, making it clear this is a call to action for beer lovers and community-minded folks.
September 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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This is how it’s done
The image shows a stylish, pet-friendly setup at a Westin hotel lobby entrance. It features a labeled dog bed on a paw-print rug, a wooden stand with two metal bowls, and nearby tables with plants and guest materials. The space is modern and welcoming, designed to make pets feel just as pampered as their humans. The image is a moss-framed poster promoting pet-friendly stays at The Westin Resort & Spa, Whistler. It features a dog relaxing on a white bed and highlights the resort’s commitment to canine comfort, including their signature Westin Heavenly Dog Bed for four-legged guests. The message emphasizes wellness for the whole family—pets included. The image shows a plush white dog bed with a raised border and soft cushion, placed on a paw-print rug. It’s branded with the label “Heavenly Dog Bed – Exclusively at WESTIN HOTELS & RESORTS,” along with a black paw print icon.
August 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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About to have a good time
🎭 Paramount Theatre Vibes This image captures a lively moment outside the historic Paramount Theatre, where anticipation buzzes in the air. The marquee glows with the announcement: STG PRESENTS STEVE MARTIN & MARTIN SHORT AUG 22 8:00 PM AUG 23 3:00PM & 8:00PM ✨ Scene Details • The theatre’s iconic neon sign and ornate architectural details give it a timeless charm. • A crowd is gathered, lined up and chatting, clearly excited for the show. • The pairing of Steve Martin and Martin Short promises a night of sharp wit and legendary comedy—no wonder the energy outside is electric.
August 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Barf
Black and gray garbage bin (aka Cybertruck) parked at a non descript shopping center
July 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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So this is what Elmo meant when he said they had improved Grok “significantly”

Shameful beyond description
The image is a screenshot of a tweet from Elon Musk’s verified account, @elonmusk. In the tweet, he announces an upgrade to Grok, writing: “We have improved @Grok significantly. You should notice a difference when you ask Grok questions.” The tweet is timestamped 2:23 AM on July 4, 2025, and it shows a massive view count—47.5 million views—suggesting considerable public attention.
July 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Hey there little buddy
June 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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The AI couldn’t be more hallucinatory than this rec. Do better, Meta peeps…
Instagram suggestion to follow RFK Jr.
June 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Reprising
June 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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When you think your opsec is bulletproof (via post on the hellsite)
This image shows a tweet from Evan Hill and a reply from David Shayani, centering on observations of B-2 stealth bombers. Evan Hill speculates that while open-source trackers and official confirmations focused on B-2 flights heading west, someone in Missouri may have witnessed a separate, unreported flight heading east. David Shayani responds, saying he counted nine B-2s flying due east over his house in Warsaw, Missouri.
June 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Daisy days are here to stay
Close-up view of a field bursting with white daisies, each with bright yellow centers that pop against the green foliage. Many of the petals are tipped with glistening water droplets, giving them a fresh, almost dewy morning feel. The flowers are in various stages of bloom—some fully opened, others just beginning to unfurl.
June 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Will be giving this a go this weekend
The poster is a bold and colorful announcement for Seattle’s Solstice Weekend, spotlighting the Fremont Fair happening June 21–22, 2025. At its center is an imaginative, almost mythic figure adorned with an extravagant headdress and vibrant, flowing garments, evoking a celebratory, artistic energy. The poster hints at a dynamic event full of crafts, music, food, and drinks, and highlights the beloved Fremont Solstice Parade hosted by the Fremont Arts Council.
June 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Guess not
Screenshot of my Bluesky post questioning the legitimacy of a site. The post is directed at two accounts: @bsky.app and @safety.bsky.app. It includes a repost from Bluesky.Store (@blskystoreen), which promotes a t-shirt featuring the phrase **"MUNDUS SINE CAESARIBUS"**. The repost mentions that if someone missed their chance before, now is a perfect time to order, and provides a shortened URL link: t.ly/blueskystore-mundus-sine-caesaribus. This image shows a notification stating **"Post not found. The post may have been deleted."** Below this message, there are two buttons: **"Retry"** in blue and **"Go Back"** in dark gray.
June 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Landed at SEA and for a brief moment I thought I was at LHR
This image captures the interior of a Costa Coffee shop at terminal N at Seattle-Tacoma international airport. The illuminated signs prominently display "COSTA COFFEE," accompanied by text advertising "GRAB & GO BREWED COFFEE" and "BARISTA CRAFTED DRINKS & FOOD.”
June 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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That poor dog. The stare says it all.
Jimmy Mannarino holding what appears to be his traumatized dog.
June 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Oh noes
Photo of an airplane seat pocket with a safety information card for the 737-8MAX/9MAX, which mentions rafts—standard emergency equipment details.
June 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM