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Cloned from the DNA of Randy Savage, Ozzy Osbourne and Rocky Dennis.


Cheese Monger, Paranormal Investigator, Adventurer, Gentleman, Dharma Bum

Plasma Twin: @joannasatana.bsky.social

#CityofHeroes @Mike Secret
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This is the first thing I thought of when I saw that pic.
The album cover for Shel Silverstein’s Crouching on the Outside. It features Shel Silverstein looking like a maniac on the beach. He is standing in a weird crouched position halfway up.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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If you see this, post a spider man.
A drider. Half dark elf half spider. This picture is from the advanced dungeons and dragons fiend folio if I remember correctly.
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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🎶I keep the Bible in a pool of blood
So that none of its lies can affect me🎶
The pope leaning into a mic.
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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$8,500 with 5 days left, you're S.o.L.
The tailgate of an SSR with the worst flame paint job and a skull in the flames.
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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The image is of a text from my wife asking “gremlins three in 2027?” And me replying” if Desmond is not in it, we riot!”
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Handing out candy with @joannasatana.bsky.social and playing subversive Halloween tunes.
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Happy Halloween from the Rave Yard!
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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How bad are things for the Ship of Heroes devs? Today the game peaked at only 4 players online. It's an MMO y'all. Things are very bad for them for them right now. It might be time to drop that $60 price.
A chart showing the game Ship of Heroes peaking at 4 players today.
October 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Any time we are driving through Nacogdoches, Texas I think about this.
A: Outlandish though this bit of Lone Star lore may seem, the Texanist can, with a reasonable degree of certitude, confirm it. Before the New York-bred Marx Brothers became comedy immortals, three of them toured as part of a musical group known as the Four Nightingales. Sometime between 1907 and 1914, during a performance at Nacogdoches's opera house, word spread through the theater that a mule had gotten loose outside -which, no surprise, prompted the East Texas audience to abruptly head for the doors to have a look. "We were accustomed to heckling and insults, but that made us furious," Groucho Marx told The New York Times many years later. "So when those guys wearing ten-gallon hats over pint-size brains came back, we let them have it. It wasn't the best line I ever ad-libbed, but I recall I told them, 'Nacogdoches - is full of roaches.
October 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I am playing Rimworld right now and this is my Vampire led crew for October. #Rimworld
My current Rimworld crew. From the top 6 skeletons, next row 4 skeletons and 2 Ghouls. the bottom features a ritual circle. In the center is Yuzuki my Sanguophage Bladedancer leader. She is surrounded by Jacobs the Brightmage, Erisen The Necromancer, Wu the Priestess, Fox the child, Aranica and Retief the Necromancer. There are also 3 timber wolves that belong to Yuzuki wandering around.
October 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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20 marshals walked into the place we were eating and this is the shirt I am wearing.
September 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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I stole this from reddit this morning because it really gave me a chuckle.

And StarGate is the best of the four, by the way.
4 panels depicting the preferred weapons of the Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who and Star Gate character. The Star Gate panel features a picture of C4 explosives and a Chad with a detonator.
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Are there any botanist here that may know the answer to this question? I have read that night blooming cereus only bloom once a year.

If this is true, why is mine on it’s fourth bloom cycle this summer? I am definitely not doing anything special.
Reddish pink flower buds hanging from the green leaves of a night blooming cereus. Reddish pink flower buds hanging from the green leaves of a night blooming cereus. Reddish pink flower buds hanging from the green leaves of a night blooming cereus.
September 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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What kind of real man needs a Boner pill to watch a tennis match?

My huge hog gets boned up the minute I set my ass in the bleachers when I go to watch tennis matches. No pills needed.
September 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK jr.
Dr Rockso. A clown dressed in a pink leotard that is open in the chest. He has green hair and a purple captains hat. The text says “ let’s go get some hookers and ice c-c-c-c-cream!”
September 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam💖✨

Y’all knew I was gonna pick an LPD album!
The legendary pink dots album hallway of the gods. Released in 1997.
September 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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We went to see the Prince: Sign O’ the Times concert movie in IMAX and got this Prince popcorn bucket. Pretty neat!
A popcorn bucket that is clear on top, fire on the next level down, then orange rocks and then blue with white stripes and a Prince symbol.
August 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Working on lyrics for my newest Diarrhea Cartwheel song about getting stabbed by a clown who is wielding a dirty turd knife. Trying to accurately portray the feeling of sepsis setting in.
Scary metal font on a red background that says diarrhea cart wheel.
August 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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The new job is pretty good. The equipment that they have is not that great. I decided to buy my own knife set because they just didn’t have the proper tools for the job.
An assortment of Japanese knives. Including a chef’s knife, bread, knife, pairing knife. Along with a Brie knife and a cheese slicer. All my knives in a fancy little case.
August 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I broke down 80 pounds of parmigiano Reggiano today. First time doing it in five years. It’s just like riding a bike. A greasy, funky delicious bike.
An 80 pound wheel of parmigiano Reggiano in the process of being broken down. Half of it is quarter. It’s a beautiful wheel of cheese.
August 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I got my beautiful Beatniks zine from @artofcoop.bsky.social today. Way to go, man! Please do more like this. Very fun!
August 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Sometimes something sits in your head for a few days and you just can’t get it out. This is one of those moments.
The cover for the Icewind Dale Trilogy by R A Salvatore but Drizzt is replaced by vanilla ice.
August 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Got his nose broken by a thrown chair for it.
August 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Oh yeah!
A hotdog dressed with mustard, floating in a cloudy blue sky.
August 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM