Jason
jseabird.bsky.social
Jason
@jseabird.bsky.social
Was jpsaffron in a past life.
I…. don’t think it’s meant to be held like that…
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
“No thank you.”
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Profit?
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
One submitted to IEEE, one to IETF. They say the meetings continue to this day.
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The Year of the Purple Gravy was holiday lore in my family for decades. Pro tip: if the gravy seems a bit too light brown, adding red food coloring will not improve the situation.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The tweet is almost a verbatim copy of Army’s Information Paper defining Article 13 UCMJ “pretrial punishment.”
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
From someone sensitive to propylene glycol, I feel your pain. The wonders of discovering all of the places some random chemical shows up in foods, cosmetics, household goods, …
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Man, I’d be pissed if I showed up to a party and Elon and Jensen were there wearing my shoes.
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
“Learning”
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I wish you would forgive yourself. 💙
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Aren’t these the folks that came up with a legal justification for “enhanced interrogation”?
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I love it. Congrats to you!
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Congrats!
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
(And yes, Amy, I did follow you based on this conversation. I’m so sorry.)
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I feel like we need an Académie Française, but for Urban Dictionary. We need /standards/ around here.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Urban Dictionary implies that one is felching and one is filching, but I understand there is some debate in this area.
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
The intern’s appearance isn’t mentioned, so I’m sure this intern didn’t suffer on the basis of their appearance. I’m sure this happens to white interns all the time.
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
How would we maintain our “lies, damn lies, and statistics” approach to reality if we did that?
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
At a minimum, “northbound” and “southbound” would be helpful.
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Maybe Mexico will pay for the wall after all. To keep us out.
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Or scientists/corporations/governments are hiding the truth. Agree, folks are going to get killed.
November 21, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Hm, I wonder if this is true. How many legs do we count for a pregnant person?
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM