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J. Samuels
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I made my dogs bunkbeds because their crates were taking up too much space, but boy did I underestimate how much I'd hate the sight of an unmade (dog) bed... just messy for no reason
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Live footage of a Doberman who refuses to save daylight lol
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Now Indiana...
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Imagine fighting for the right to starve people...
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Guess I'll be re-waxing my floors tomorrow... 🥴🥴🥴
October 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
What are we doing here? 😂😂
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Lowkey, sarah strong gotta face card...
October 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Me: coughing my lung out
My dog: You gonna eat that meatball?
October 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Chicago's ruthless. Just came back from a 5 day trip to find my driver's side window had been down the entire time...

What do you mean my car ain't good enough to steal!?
October 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
They took it down
October 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
So, I missed a few months...who this??? #BeyondTheGates
October 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Me: Its reading season.
Xhosa: Say less
October 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Felt like vegging today, dogs said "dont have to tell me twice" 😂😂😂
October 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Lol, the league had such high hopes for these Finals 😂😂
October 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Well damn, gon'head and get your supermax...
October 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Great opportunity for writers w USA Basketball...
October 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Him:Hey, do you work here (Lowe's)?

Me: Literally in a doorag, hoodie (advertising another company), and crocs...
October 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Dear #WNBA Sky, I need yall to tap into #volleyball sky. Theres a 3+ weeks before ncaaw starts, so join the movement...
October 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
So yesterday my dog decided to piss in my toolbox. (I dont know why either). He doesnt have great aim, so I deep cleaned and waxed my floors. The one upside to that whole debacle was having a house that smelled lemony fresh...

It rained today. It smells like wet dog, and I am depressed. #Tuesday
October 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Commissioner Kamala has a nice ring to it...
October 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
*PAIN*
October 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Usually I take the Evil Twins to the dog park for an hour. I let them stay for two hours today, they've been knocked out since 9am 😂😂😂 Woke em up for dinner and went right back to sleep. I'm a little worried they'll perk up at 1 am...
October 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Kinda shameful they included this when his murder is captured on video and we know what really occurred
October 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Who'd a thunk it? Lpl
October 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM