Coconut Cream as the midwest's favorite pie is absurd

As someone else noted, that is a Parker 25. There are resources online the can help you date it based on details, and the wording of the engraving. See for example: pencollect.co.uk/parker25.htm

It's gotta be just the Family Guy color chart meme, right?

Gibson said that he's encountered younger people who thought that meant the intense blue color that some TVs display when there's no input signal

I think it's less creepy than "Human Resources," which sounds like they're planning to harvest people's organs.

I love a dog with a little moustache

National guard is not law enforcement.

Administration should probably check their own poll numbers before making this kind of argument

Still normal

Wearing that mighty fancy shooting iron on case she runs into any puppies on the trail.

I think Stancil drives people particularly crazy because he breaks the way they expect social media to work. Like the way it's supposed to work is "you say something I don't like, I post a pithy dunk, my followers laugh, and you log off." But Will doesn't log off. He will never log off.

I'm sorry, "his only concern is ... his son"? As in: he's not at all concerned about the kidnapped mother?

I still think Russia should take its army back to its own country while it still has an army and a country.

I'm not saying I'm out of touch, but about half of the cities on that list are places I don't even want to visit.