Jeff
@jreichenberg.bsky.social
Massive zombie-testicle energy!
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Massive zombie-testicle energy!
Hello from me and my dishwasher: 1.5 years. Just feels cleaner without the film.
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Hello from me and my dishwasher: 1.5 years. Just feels cleaner without the film.
Happen to be reading Bad Blood right now and wooh boy…
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Happen to be reading Bad Blood right now and wooh boy…
Some future legal discovery involving BlueSky will surface this to the amazement of all involved.
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Some future legal discovery involving BlueSky will surface this to the amazement of all involved.
If you delay your ride home to pull over and eat them they count double, however.
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If you delay your ride home to pull over and eat them they count double, however.
Ok, but is there any normal embarrassing stuff like “I left all the windows open and it’s going to rain” or responding to the PayPal receipt scam ppl?!
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Ok, but is there any normal embarrassing stuff like “I left all the windows open and it’s going to rain” or responding to the PayPal receipt scam ppl?!
Somehow it all starts in a Milwaukee basement apartment in the 1950s
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Somehow it all starts in a Milwaukee basement apartment in the 1950s
Stop the hate — they just turn into pedi fries!
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Stop the hate — they just turn into pedi fries!
tfw you’re outclassed by the Camp Auschwitz guy
November 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
tfw you’re outclassed by the Camp Auschwitz guy
Are they doing some kind of Three Stooges shtick in the picture?
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Are they doing some kind of Three Stooges shtick in the picture?
DNA analysis confirms there was zero weapon in that sandwich.
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
DNA analysis confirms there was zero weapon in that sandwich.
Breaking: Word prediction machine predicts next word more convincingly.
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Breaking: Word prediction machine predicts next word more convincingly.
Would be in a pickle if guilty
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Would be in a pickle if guilty
“Dogs and cats will be living together”
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“Dogs and cats will be living together”
Almost up there with the cutting “I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow.”
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Almost up there with the cutting “I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow.”
Nowhere in the constitution does it say free eFile is a thing.
November 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Nowhere in the constitution does it say free eFile is a thing.
Retroactive off the record ok? What if I have that ratified? Asking for a friend.
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Retroactive off the record ok? What if I have that ratified? Asking for a friend.
Lucifer Prince of Darkness, tho, sitting this one out.
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Lucifer Prince of Darkness, tho, sitting this one out.
Buried in the article…
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Buried in the article…