I think in honor of that famous soccer broadcaster, he has to hold the word “goal” for like 30 seconds!

Or from in front of…or from the side

I didn’t know inside collar words/art was a thing, but “Prepare to be boarded” absolutely kills it!

The high sticking definition is incorrect. It mixes high sticking of a puck (not a penalty) without high sticking an opponent (a penalty).

I fear that some day one of the players who meet the letter of the rule by having a visor, but not the spirit of the rule, because they’ve got the visor jacked up so high that it will only protect their forehead at best, will be injured and serve as the example for why better protection is needed

For the billionth time, CORRECT!

Go back and have dessert

Indeed. After all, the expression is All Glory to God, not All Crappy Plays to God.