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Jehosaphat Q. Blatte
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From the Tea Party to MAGA, the GOP has never had a "grass roots" movement. They have always been money movements manipulating politics through media. #politics
A screenshot of a post on another platform that describes how MAGA is a Russian plot.
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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A good idea then and a good idea now! #politics
Spongebob running for President in a suit and tie holding a campaign sign reading "Who lives the White House under idea [sic]".
October 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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A burly man with a moustache wears a white T-shirt and jeans. The shirt says, "I was going to be a Trump Voter for Halloween but my head wouldn't fit up my ass."
October 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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This guy can break Little 'Petey" Hegseth in half just by looking at him. Little Petey's failing terribly which is why he rebranded the U.S. military to sound tough. If he was tough, he wouldn't need makeup! #politics
Viking Warrior with braided beard.
October 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Washington Post does not pay enough for copy editors. #media
Picture of a headline from Washington Post opinion that repeats the word "me" in error. The article is about attention given Trump's bruised hand and assails said attention.
September 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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#politics
September 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Patriots unite! #politics
August 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Men are far more powerful than women!!!!! #MAGA #men
Muscle guy flanked by two women in black dresses who are about two feet taller.
August 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Possible outcome even when outnumbered.
End position of a Weekly Challenge of the game Really Bad Chess, which presents unusual chess setups and matches. In this scenario White mates despite having less material.
August 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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This is the future the GOP wants. #politics
July 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Stephen Miller and his wife. What? #politics
Stephen Miller and wife at a formal occasion. Stephen Miller and a picture of his wife. Both look jovial
July 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Trump is a friend to the King of Saudi Arabia and Israel. But did Israel give Trump a glowing orb?

#politics
Trump with the President and King of Saudi Arabia holding a demonic ceremony of some sort.
July 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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The many faces of the enigma - "Donald Trump" #politics
Trump 1985 Trump 1988
July 5, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Yet another...
Another Trump lookalike. Or maybe this is the original Trump they replaced??
July 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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The many faces of "Donald Trump". #politics
Trump with Ivana. A guy who looks like Trump with Ivana. Another Trump lookalike with Ivana. Possibly Trump with Ivana, who does not look happy.
July 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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BREAKING: New records show that Donald J. Trump was born at a location in Jamaica. Not eligible to be POTUS. Courts must order him to step down. As a convicted felon, he must be deported! #politics
A Wikipedia entry appears to show that Trump was born at a location in Jamaica.
July 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Nope. #tech #art #commerce
Google Buds shopping site allowing a choice of colors one of which is called 'hazel' but shows a round oval that is clearly black instead.
July 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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MSNBC acts like the Fox News defamation suit Newsome has filed was because Newsom "targeted" Fox News. What a bunch of B.S. #politics #media
Idiotic MSNBC Cyhron that says "Gavin Newsom Targets Fox News for $787 million in defamation lawsuit."
June 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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America is the hottest country due to climate change and DJT couldn't care less. #politics
A bunch of gibberish written by Donald J. Trump that he posted on his vanity social media site is pictured here.
June 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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File Under: Oxymoronic.
A podcast banner for "Interesting Times with Ross Douthat" who is inherently boring due to having predictably stupid political opinions rooted in shallow analyses of our world.
June 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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"Trump" has always been several people, at least one of which went rogue. #politics
Picture of someone that looks like Donald Trump with a small round inset photo that shows another man who looks like Donald Trump. The photos are a teaser for an article that hints that one of these men is a body double.
June 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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AI Weather Report

#AI #tech
A weather page showing an AI Weather report that never loads and just remains two long blue bars and one shorter bar that is 2/3 the length of the previous two. There is a touch of red within the blue that, on the site, shifts slightly to indicate the information is trying to load.
June 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Google Pixel 9 Camera and Messenger digital photo glitch. #art #photography
Blue, hot pink, yellow, red and bright green horizontal stripes distributed unevenly generated by a glitch when a photo taken by a Pixel 9 Camera was shared in Messenger after being cropped.
June 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Here's the Google AI search on indoor plumbing in Virginia:

Historical context:
A 1989 report from The Washington Post indicated that 125,000 people in Virginia lacked indoor plumbing. By 1970, that number had decreased to about 167,045, representing 11% of households.

#AI #Tech #google
Screenshot on a Google search AI result that confuses the sequence of collected data regarding indoor plumbing in Virginia. The AI mistakenly places 1970 after 1989 and mistakenly presents 167,045 as less than 125,000.
June 25, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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They replaced Beyoncé with a white girl y'all. #music #media #politics
A picture of Beyonce from the 2000s next to someone who looks kind of like her but is white with blonde hair. Is it the same person? Hard to tell that it is.
June 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM