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Jeffrey Goldberg
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Security geek. Dilettante academic. Political junky. Maker of bad math puns. He/they Opinions represent the voices in my head.

For whatever it’s worth, my […]

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I have been reciting Algorhyme to my network gear to remind it there there is no graph lovelier than a (spanning) tree.

I have now had to disable WiFi AP meshing capabilities, which I wanted as a fall back, but things can get loopy when some switch decides that CAT5 isn't good enough for it […]
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ioc.exchange
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Reposted by Jeffrey Goldberg
@SteveBellovin, I also had the pleasure of explaining many of the jokes and allusions to a younger generation.

For example, you mentioned the Bank of San Seriffe. This led not only to me explaining that number of digits of decimal expansion of 𝜋 I know depends of the number of bugs found in TeX […]
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ioc.exchange
November 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
@SteveBellovin, do you have any objection to me blogging on a site named rethinking-security.org ? If you do object, I will find another name. And I will make it clear that I am not you, but that the name is an allusion to Thinking Security.

I want to talk about cases where conventional wisdom […]
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ioc.exchange
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My wife walks fast, but not faster than light. So scheduling one of her classes with an end time 17:20 and the next to begin at 17:00 in a different building is not going to work.

This, of course, is still better than that time long ago when she and her students showed up to find that her class […]
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ioc.exchange
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’m guessing that this #halloween in #chicago it would be too scary to answer the door dressed as an #ice thug.

(Also, I’m always too lazy to actually put together a costume anyway)
October 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
So my spouse and I were watching last week’s episode of Slow Horses. This gave me the opportunity to use and explain the expression “jumped the shark.”
October 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It’s #columbusday in #chicago. Will #ice target events featuring those who arrived in the US WithOut Papers and their descendants?

Will those decedents remember what their grandparents were called and how they were treated?

Will I stop framing things in terms of rhetorical questions?
October 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Reposted by Jeffrey Goldberg
“The judge notes that noncitizens detained after 9/11 weren't held nearly as long without notice for the legal basis.”
October 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
@marcusolsson, I’ve been trying to get the code #gohugo shortcode template you describe in

https://marcusolsson.dev/how-to-include-code-examples-from-file-with-hugo/

Is there a complete copy of `code.html` available?

Thank you for one of the clearest descriptions of a useful shortcode. I’m […]
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ioc.exchange
October 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Something in #vscode just wrote a #jupyternotebook in my name, seemingly based on the name I gave to the #python project. When I saw that the file existed, I assumed it was just some “Hello, world” like thing.

Eventually I looked at it.
It was extensive had lots of sentences like, “I haven't […]
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ioc.exchange
September 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Reposted by Jeffrey Goldberg
These iPhone features are getting ridiculous!

(By Simon Meyer on IG (simonmeyer_director)
September 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I was thinking about the sadly apocryphal story (see the #snopes link below) of non-Jewish Danes wearing yellow stars under Nazi occupation in a sort “I am Spartacus”ploy.

Is there something similar (and real) non-Hispanic US citizens like me can do, particularly in #chicago, that would be […]
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ioc.exchange
September 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Reposted by Jeffrey Goldberg
@henryhenryhenry.com @rimaanabtawi.bsky.social, that sounds fascinating.

This is something I have thought about and vaguely constructed some game-theoretic models in my head. But I've never actually made any effort to look at this beyond that. So I really look forward to reading this.
September 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reposted by Jeffrey Goldberg
Among myriad problems with this ruling, can we pause to appreciate the childlike naïveté exhibited by Cavanaugh on the barely-worth-mentioning inconvenience of being detained and interogated by ICE? We are approaching Plessy levels of obtuseness, or feigned obtuseness.
September 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I’m just pleased they didn’t rename it the Ministry of Peace.
September 6, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I need (better) hobbies. Trying to
first explain on reddit Python group that the “P” of a reseeded CSPRNG doesn't matter as long as the “CS” is there is a thing I've done so often and and so many places that I get accused of using AI generated comments.

But I really shouldn't not have tried to […]
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ioc.exchange
September 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Reposted by Jeffrey Goldberg
never let it be said that Microsoft wasn’t very ahead of the curve! they had their .gitignore neatly set up in the 70s
September 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I had always thought of snakes as pretty much one-dimensional, but a visit to #chicago’s @fieldmuseum’s excellent “After the dinosaurs” exhibit has shown me that they are more two-dimensional. #snake, #math
September 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
A question of and about #logic. Is this premise true?

“Every man who fetishizes #Aristotle’s logic is a fan of Ayn Rand.”
September 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
#disney should produce a limited more exclusive spin-off of #andor called “Exor”.

#mathpuns
May 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Reposted by Jeffrey Goldberg
@stablehorde_generator draw for me old@man yells at cloud meme but the old man is yelling at cloud city
May 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Does #pope Leo XIV understand from his study of #mathematics that he cannot get the Cardinals in order without being pro Choice?

#mathpuns
May 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Reposted by Jeffrey Goldberg
I used to run Israel’s security agency – now I’m sounding the alarm about our extremist government

Israel’s genuine friends abroad, from governments to Jewish communities, must mobilise to help us end this terrible war

Ami Ayalon

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I used to run Israel’s security agency – now I’m sounding the alarm about our extremist government | Ami Ayalon
Israel’s genuine friends abroad, from governments to Jewish communities, must mobilise to help us end this terrible war, says Ami Ayalon
www.theguardian.com
April 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
There is an unadorned swasticar parked on my steet. I think it is entrapment/bait.
April 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM