🐸 🐷Jonathan Dalton 🐷🐸
@jpdaltonaz.bsky.social
Recovered Republican. Author. Retired sportswriter. Retired political writer. Mensch. Husband. Father. Grandfather. Curmudgeon. Read a book, piss off a conservative
You rang?
a man with a surprised look on his face wearing a blue shirt
ALT: a man with a surprised look on his face wearing a blue shirt
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
You rang?
Who wore it better …
a picture of a family with the words haven 't i seen you somewhere before below it
ALT: a picture of a family with the words haven 't i seen you somewhere before below it
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Who wore it better …
Feels like that’s cutting close enough to warrant a “based on a true story” tag
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Feels like that’s cutting close enough to warrant a “based on a true story” tag
Phoenix here. I wear flip flops. Always, unless going to work or a nice restaurant. That’s it.
I’m dressing comfortable on a flight to make an uncomfortable situation comfortable. Apologies if I don’t harken back to the days of suits and endless cigarettes on planes.
I’m dressing comfortable on a flight to make an uncomfortable situation comfortable. Apologies if I don’t harken back to the days of suits and endless cigarettes on planes.
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Phoenix here. I wear flip flops. Always, unless going to work or a nice restaurant. That’s it.
I’m dressing comfortable on a flight to make an uncomfortable situation comfortable. Apologies if I don’t harken back to the days of suits and endless cigarettes on planes.
I’m dressing comfortable on a flight to make an uncomfortable situation comfortable. Apologies if I don’t harken back to the days of suits and endless cigarettes on planes.
Ummm … fuck that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Ummm … fuck that.
Rogue One up to 3. Solo up, drop Last Jedi. Phantom Menace was so garbage it should be 40th on an 11 film list.
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Rogue One up to 3. Solo up, drop Last Jedi. Phantom Menace was so garbage it should be 40th on an 11 film list.
Rise and fall of the USFL
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Rise and fall of the USFL
Don’t show me what AI did for you unless you want to be mocked as a slopped.
Basically, folks, just get off my damn lawn.
Basically, folks, just get off my damn lawn.
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Don’t show me what AI did for you unless you want to be mocked as a slopped.
Basically, folks, just get off my damn lawn.
Basically, folks, just get off my damn lawn.
No, I don’t want to hear how great AI is at work from people who can’t give a single useful business case other than “it does things quick” as opposed to “it does things right.”
6/x
6/x
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
No, I don’t want to hear how great AI is at work from people who can’t give a single useful business case other than “it does things quick” as opposed to “it does things right.”
6/x
6/x
No, I don’t a agent of commerce to help me find my next pair of shorts. Somehow, a Google search works fine.
5/x
5/x
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
No, I don’t a agent of commerce to help me find my next pair of shorts. Somehow, a Google search works fine.
5/x
5/x
If you’re a hotel chain (cough, Hilton) that allows for digital check in and digital key that allows me to go straight to my room, I don’t want to still have to go to the front desk for my parking pass. That defeats the purpose of using the tech.
4/x
4/x
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If you’re a hotel chain (cough, Hilton) that allows for digital check in and digital key that allows me to go straight to my room, I don’t want to still have to go to the front desk for my parking pass. That defeats the purpose of using the tech.
4/x
4/x
No, I don’t want your shit AI tools thrown in my face every time I send an email or use an MS suite product. I don’t need a Co-Pilot, I have my own brain.
3/x
3/x
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
No, I don’t want your shit AI tools thrown in my face every time I send an email or use an MS suite product. I don’t need a Co-Pilot, I have my own brain.
3/x
3/x
No, I don’t want to order my food at the concession stand via kiosk.
I don’t want to have to wait until the person whose whole job is to say when a kiosk is ready says I can go to a kiosk so I can order my two sodas and a pretzel.
I want to walk to the window, say my order, get my food and go. 2/x
I don’t want to have to wait until the person whose whole job is to say when a kiosk is ready says I can go to a kiosk so I can order my two sodas and a pretzel.
I want to walk to the window, say my order, get my food and go. 2/x
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
No, I don’t want to order my food at the concession stand via kiosk.
I don’t want to have to wait until the person whose whole job is to say when a kiosk is ready says I can go to a kiosk so I can order my two sodas and a pretzel.
I want to walk to the window, say my order, get my food and go. 2/x
I don’t want to have to wait until the person whose whole job is to say when a kiosk is ready says I can go to a kiosk so I can order my two sodas and a pretzel.
I want to walk to the window, say my order, get my food and go. 2/x
@peekabooyou.bsky.social that hair. It’s like the wind.
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
@peekabooyou.bsky.social that hair. It’s like the wind.
*on the Q, actually.
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
*on the Q, actually.
If they are fundraising for their campaigns, the money only can be used for that.
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If they are fundraising for their campaigns, the money only can be used for that.