JG Pasterjak
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JG Pasterjak
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Grassroots Motorsports magazine Tech Editor (personal account). Writer, racer, comic, bird pop.
A drizzly Thanksgiving Day is tailor made for couch cuddles
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Meanwhile...
September 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sometimes, motorsports gets it.
SCCA Solo Nats competitor is protested on Day 1 in a ladies class for being trans. Protest committee rules aggrieved party should get fucked into the sun. Day 2 the rest of class shows support for the protested party on way to her first run. She would go on to win.
September 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You probably didn’t realize this, but circus peanuts are actually a super food. They’re made from tofu and spider sugar (doesn’t hurt the spiders.)
September 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
SCCA Solo Nats Camaro adventure in the books. Shockingly benign when pushed. I coned away a trophy, but that allowed the owner to grab the final trophy spot-HIS FIRST EVER!
September 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Driving this thing at SCCA Solo Nationals and honestly couldn’t be more excited. Took a few shakedown runs today in soaking wet conditions and it’s already created a world-class memory.
September 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
My “I was assisting a victim of domestic violence who flagged me down then was walloped by a dump truck” shirt seems to be raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
August 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
When you think you want to preen, but you realize your favorite band @health.band is tearing shit up. #cockatoo #goffin
August 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
August 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Oh it’s so on
August 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Sorry, I grabbed a wrong photo. This could replace either 5 or 7.
July 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
7/end (4 now). L'il Ramius already had water & baby mix. Not particularly interested in either, but knows how to get them, that's good. Mom was a bit rough a couple times, but I'd seen new moms do it before, it's just how they keep they from bumbling everywhere. Now fully tucked under foster mom
July 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
6/? She may reject the kid, too. And there's a frightfully high attrition rate for ducklings anyway, so the likelihood of seeing adulthood is low to begin with. I give him one chance in three. I guess we'll have to call him little Ramius if he makes it. Or she. Ramius is a solid girl name, too.
July 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
5/? Took her a while, but she finally tucked the kid under her and seems to be accepting the little guy.
July 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
4/? So I try another girl, Buckie, who is one of our toughest moms (I saw her go apeshit on a giant blue heron that tried to eat one of her kids once). Made up a box for her, complete with some down and some eggs and her own real baby. Seemed ambivalent at first, but the kid was definitely into it.
July 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
3/? So now I need to enlist a foster mom, because the kid can't regulate her temp until feathers start coming in. So I go get Millie, our youngest. She was curious, and gentle with the kid, but she may still be too young and nothing maternal really seemed to trigger with her.
July 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
2/? But mom wants nothing to do with the kid. When I brought the youngster and mom down (they were up on a shelf about 7 feet off the ground) she just ignored him and flew back up to the now-empty (no more eggs, no more ducklings) nest.
July 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
1/? Some #muscovy #duck drama 4 your Thurs. We have 12 muscovies. Occasionally the girls nest in my workshop, and we take most of the eggs and eat them (because delish). Tonight as I was working on a project, I hear peeping. A single duckling, from a egg I guess we missed, on a high shelf with mom.
July 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
To preemptively answer the PR guy email of the future: if you didn’t want us to track test your truck, why did you give it a track mode?
July 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Keep trying man.
July 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
She'll do fine. This one's been in her collar for the better part of 12 years. Parrots are resilient, amazingly adaptive fighters. But you probably knew that already :)
May 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Cone crew represent
May 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We just had an Escalade with 24s. It felt remarkably good, even towing. Mostly it was just weird that they seemed so proportional.
May 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
There's few partners that get basically co-headline billing on our projects. When they do it usually means it's someone we trust, like, and work with personally on project editorial. I went to BW twice in 2024 and spent time wrenching with them and it's just a solid operation all around.
April 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM