Jim Parisi
@jpariseye.bsky.social
Not that Jim Parisi. Trying to get the hang of this writing thing. Severed editor.
The health plan is garbage, but I’m otherwise glad to play my small role in this great site you created.
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The health plan is garbage, but I’m otherwise glad to play my small role in this great site you created.
Pages 100-103 are just a transcript of the “who’s on first?” routine with Nuzzi as Costello.
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Pages 100-103 are just a transcript of the “who’s on first?” routine with Nuzzi as Costello.
I feel vindicated by the responses.
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I feel vindicated by the responses.
Update: First rejection in the books. Game on. As god is my witness, Dolce's story will be told.
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Update: First rejection in the books. Game on. As god is my witness, Dolce's story will be told.
Nobody said there would be higher standards.
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Nobody said there would be higher standards.
"I want a girl with a strong floor and no ceiling."
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"I want a girl with a strong floor and no ceiling."
Have you tried my wife's famous ten-minute lasagna?
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Have you tried my wife's famous ten-minute lasagna?
It’s just such a ridiculous take. Apple pie is in no way bad.
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It’s just such a ridiculous take. Apple pie is in no way bad.
He said it’s not debatable. Dammit, follow the rules.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
He said it’s not debatable. Dammit, follow the rules.
I agree. But I am most proud of the fact that I watched it muted with subtitles in perfect Bernie voice.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I agree. But I am most proud of the fact that I watched it muted with subtitles in perfect Bernie voice.
You’re gonna make me cry.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You’re gonna make me cry.
Just came on the playlist
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just came on the playlist
Update: nailed it.
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Update: nailed it.
Done! Don’t spend it all in one place, Charlize!
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Done! Don’t spend it all in one place, Charlize!
It’s treating genetics like some averaging calculation.
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It’s treating genetics like some averaging calculation.
It’s also not how it works.
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It’s also not how it works.
Your body of work should have done that. But whatever it takes.
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your body of work should have done that. But whatever it takes.
Than you for the advance warning.
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Than you for the advance warning.
I have no idea who you are referring to, but my best guess would be his first name is Tom.
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I have no idea who you are referring to, but my best guess would be his first name is Tom.
I’m cool with never seeing another whole body deodorant commercial.
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM