joylessjelliam.bsky.social
@joylessjelliam.bsky.social
Streamer that uses switching to their "BRB" screen like police turning off their bodycam.
January 28, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Me if I was a pokemon trainer -
"I am so goddamn lonely.
It has been so long since I have known
the tender caress of a woman.
Absol, finish this guy off, with a night slash!"

And then I win.
January 24, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Bro, this shit is *NOT* how you stop the evil wizard.
January 23, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Me : Enough working. I need to think things over for the time being.

The Time Being: Yeah, you better be thinking.
January 14, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Deltarune Post:
"Why did Chara make me make Kris flush the toilet 3 times?"

This is how different Charas leave their signature on the timeline.
Each one gets a different codename from the Sans's.

That one is codenamed "royal flush", and is chill.
100 times and it's "toilet twister", who is evil.
January 14, 2026 at 12:16 PM
It is not giving a man a mask that reveals his true self.

Rather, it is giving him freedom.

What will he do with whatever freedom he is given?

This is one of the measures by which he should be judged.
January 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
In the land of the blind, it is not the one-eyed man that is king.

Rather, it is the liar who claims to have both while having neither.

The one-eyed man is simply his first target.
December 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Starwalker but they're voiced like Duke Nukem
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Post-Capitalism Fighting games be like : "I didn't pay 100 million units just to block!"
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Help! My comfort characters were bought by the comfort character slammer!

Comfort character slammer : These comfort characters are all mine for the slammin!
October 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Ralsei: *Holds up Gold Widow* I have the world's one and only 24 carat gold Widewdew.
July 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
@nightmind.bsky.social I knew I had to try it
March 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM