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The Broombreakers!
After eating their first roasted witch, the brother and sister duo could not get enough! Now they scour the lands to sauté sorceress stew with fork and knife, gaining strange powers alongside their horrible hunger! Witches beware! They find you delicious!
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After eating their first roasted witch, the brother and sister duo could not get enough! Now they scour the lands to sauté sorceress stew with fork and knife, gaining strange powers alongside their horrible hunger! Witches beware! They find you delicious!
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November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The Broombreakers!
After eating their first roasted witch, the brother and sister duo could not get enough! Now they scour the lands to sauté sorceress stew with fork and knife, gaining strange powers alongside their horrible hunger! Witches beware! They find you delicious!
#0623
After eating their first roasted witch, the brother and sister duo could not get enough! Now they scour the lands to sauté sorceress stew with fork and knife, gaining strange powers alongside their horrible hunger! Witches beware! They find you delicious!
#0623
The Knestling Knight!
This avian atrocity is made up of two ferociously focused fledglings! Inside their mechanical knest, these siblings train their weapons to the point where they've refused to fly away! One wields a longsword while the other braces with a bronze shield!
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This avian atrocity is made up of two ferociously focused fledglings! Inside their mechanical knest, these siblings train their weapons to the point where they've refused to fly away! One wields a longsword while the other braces with a bronze shield!
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November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The Knestling Knight!
This avian atrocity is made up of two ferociously focused fledglings! Inside their mechanical knest, these siblings train their weapons to the point where they've refused to fly away! One wields a longsword while the other braces with a bronze shield!
#0622
This avian atrocity is made up of two ferociously focused fledglings! Inside their mechanical knest, these siblings train their weapons to the point where they've refused to fly away! One wields a longsword while the other braces with a bronze shield!
#0622
Wrapped up this year's spooky #MÖRKTOBER! I had a blast doing up these @morkborg.com inspired images! I hope everyone has a great holiday!
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Wrapped up this year's spooky #MÖRKTOBER! I had a blast doing up these @morkborg.com inspired images! I hope everyone has a great holiday!
Day 31 of #MÖRKTOBER is Pumpkins! A gruesome gaggle of gourds tumbles out from the haunted fields! All faces have grown into the sturdy flesh and blast visages of fallen wretches who's blood seeped into the soil. Souls are twisted amongst the vines and leaves! Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Day 31 of #MÖRKTOBER is Pumpkins! A gruesome gaggle of gourds tumbles out from the haunted fields! All faces have grown into the sturdy flesh and blast visages of fallen wretches who's blood seeped into the soil. Souls are twisted amongst the vines and leaves! Happy Halloween!
Dimdagger!
In the pitchest of black, Dimdagger swings in his Anti-lantern that allows him to see in the light! A vortex of night swirls about the de-llumination device, strengthening his namesake blade that deals extra damage in the dark! And don't forget that he eats people too!
#0621
In the pitchest of black, Dimdagger swings in his Anti-lantern that allows him to see in the light! A vortex of night swirls about the de-llumination device, strengthening his namesake blade that deals extra damage in the dark! And don't forget that he eats people too!
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October 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Dimdagger!
In the pitchest of black, Dimdagger swings in his Anti-lantern that allows him to see in the light! A vortex of night swirls about the de-llumination device, strengthening his namesake blade that deals extra damage in the dark! And don't forget that he eats people too!
#0621
In the pitchest of black, Dimdagger swings in his Anti-lantern that allows him to see in the light! A vortex of night swirls about the de-llumination device, strengthening his namesake blade that deals extra damage in the dark! And don't forget that he eats people too!
#0621
Day 30 of #MÖRKTOBER is Star! A painful bit of ritual calls forth the magics from cyclopean bodies above! Unmatched arcane power erupts from a stinging vessel, bound to this mortal realm by a gravity so great that it would destroy a soul! Fathomless knowledge has been granted!
October 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Day 30 of #MÖRKTOBER is Star! A painful bit of ritual calls forth the magics from cyclopean bodies above! Unmatched arcane power erupts from a stinging vessel, bound to this mortal realm by a gravity so great that it would destroy a soul! Fathomless knowledge has been granted!
Day 29 of #MÖRKTOBER is Hole! Another bit of foul flexibility for the putrid player of the game! Missing vital organs or sometimes removing them all in one shot! The creatures of undeath tend to not be affected as well by the Reaper's call, so absolute obliteration is called for!
October 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Day 29 of #MÖRKTOBER is Hole! Another bit of foul flexibility for the putrid player of the game! Missing vital organs or sometimes removing them all in one shot! The creatures of undeath tend to not be affected as well by the Reaper's call, so absolute obliteration is called for!
Day 28 of #MÖRKTOBER is Bloat! Insurmountable blubber or a vile explosion so grotesque there may be no coming back! This big bellied beast brings fearsome flexibility through his sinister stomach, some of the strongest choices available to all putrid players. That gruesome gut!
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Day 28 of #MÖRKTOBER is Bloat! Insurmountable blubber or a vile explosion so grotesque there may be no coming back! This big bellied beast brings fearsome flexibility through his sinister stomach, some of the strongest choices available to all putrid players. That gruesome gut!
Day 27 of #MÖRKTOBER is Ice! Cruel and inevitable, the gruesome glacier will come for us all in a terrible embrace of wretched cold! There is no escaping from a death so bleak and pure. Relentlessly creeping through the tragic world with a grim disdain of everything ever born!
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Day 27 of #MÖRKTOBER is Ice! Cruel and inevitable, the gruesome glacier will come for us all in a terrible embrace of wretched cold! There is no escaping from a death so bleak and pure. Relentlessly creeping through the tragic world with a grim disdain of everything ever born!
Day 26 of #MÖRKTOBER is Torch! A mandatory tool in the dark tunnels of the ancient tombs. Though, some searchers have said that being sightless makes the revolting horrors more easily encountered as their awful visage doesn't get the chance to explode the eyeballs from your head!
October 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Day 26 of #MÖRKTOBER is Torch! A mandatory tool in the dark tunnels of the ancient tombs. Though, some searchers have said that being sightless makes the revolting horrors more easily encountered as their awful visage doesn't get the chance to explode the eyeballs from your head!
Day 25 of #MÖRKTOBER is Hermit! Omens and death follow this fearsome cannibal who has fled the few luxuries of co-habitation! Only sneaking into the city to fill his gruesome larder, this antlered alien is truly a terrible sight to behold! The X on his head excommunicates him!
October 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Day 25 of #MÖRKTOBER is Hermit! Omens and death follow this fearsome cannibal who has fled the few luxuries of co-habitation! Only sneaking into the city to fill his gruesome larder, this antlered alien is truly a terrible sight to behold! The X on his head excommunicates him!
Day 24 of #MÖRKTOBER is Stump! Inside the 4th tree from the lake of blood is a truly terrible sight! Wild flesh and tragic eyes amongst the roots, drinking deep from a blighted earth. What awful magics doomed this loathsome creature! Absolutely an omen to keep an eye out for!
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Day 24 of #MÖRKTOBER is Stump! Inside the 4th tree from the lake of blood is a truly terrible sight! Wild flesh and tragic eyes amongst the roots, drinking deep from a blighted earth. What awful magics doomed this loathsome creature! Absolutely an omen to keep an eye out for!
Day 23 of #MÖRKTOBER is Flower! Grotesque and armored, this thick fiend plucks the few remaining petals from a strangely vibrant plant as his calloused flesh doubles over itself! Too tough to take on conventionally, some cursed creatures have heavy hide to hideous to handle!
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Day 23 of #MÖRKTOBER is Flower! Grotesque and armored, this thick fiend plucks the few remaining petals from a strangely vibrant plant as his calloused flesh doubles over itself! Too tough to take on conventionally, some cursed creatures have heavy hide to hideous to handle!
Day 22 of #MÖRKTOBER is Thief! A few quick snips and the treasure is yours! Or take those tools and silently slide them in-between some ribs, the chilling choice is yours with this action! The most resourceful denizens of this blasted world are quite sharp but terribly unsavory.
October 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Day 22 of #MÖRKTOBER is Thief! A few quick snips and the treasure is yours! Or take those tools and silently slide them in-between some ribs, the chilling choice is yours with this action! The most resourceful denizens of this blasted world are quite sharp but terribly unsavory.
Day 21 of #MÖRKTOBER is Beak! The fearsome foul fowl pecks at the cold and unforgiving ground in search of wriggling prey! O' to be as resourceful as the powerful chicken in the dark times! Bugs and seeds beware when this beak bears down and watch out for those wretched wings!
October 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Day 21 of #MÖRKTOBER is Beak! The fearsome foul fowl pecks at the cold and unforgiving ground in search of wriggling prey! O' to be as resourceful as the powerful chicken in the dark times! Bugs and seeds beware when this beak bears down and watch out for those wretched wings!
Day 20 of #MÖRKTOBER is Ash! Smeared across the face and neck, the burnt bones of your enemies seep into your soul and grant ancient boons! The sturdiness of the forgotten or some arcane echoes will resonate from your festering flesh! Keep both eyes out for these white remains!
October 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Day 20 of #MÖRKTOBER is Ash! Smeared across the face and neck, the burnt bones of your enemies seep into your soul and grant ancient boons! The sturdiness of the forgotten or some arcane echoes will resonate from your festering flesh! Keep both eyes out for these white remains!
The Mysterious Guylophone!
Part xylophone, part guy! This menacing marimba mercenary donks out the most damaging tones anyone's ever heard! Able to execute melodies from any angle with his mallets, The Guylophone silently stalks his foes before unleashing the glockenspiel!
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Part xylophone, part guy! This menacing marimba mercenary donks out the most damaging tones anyone's ever heard! Able to execute melodies from any angle with his mallets, The Guylophone silently stalks his foes before unleashing the glockenspiel!
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October 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The Mysterious Guylophone!
Part xylophone, part guy! This menacing marimba mercenary donks out the most damaging tones anyone's ever heard! Able to execute melodies from any angle with his mallets, The Guylophone silently stalks his foes before unleashing the glockenspiel!
#0620
Part xylophone, part guy! This menacing marimba mercenary donks out the most damaging tones anyone's ever heard! Able to execute melodies from any angle with his mallets, The Guylophone silently stalks his foes before unleashing the glockenspiel!
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Day 19 of #MÖRKTOBER is Broken! The aftermath of the melee leaves the surviving spirits sundered! No longer can they hear the strum of a lute or birdsong. Truly soul-shattered and beleaguered, they now carry an ominous pallor that brings additional omens both beneficial and bad.
October 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Day 19 of #MÖRKTOBER is Broken! The aftermath of the melee leaves the surviving spirits sundered! No longer can they hear the strum of a lute or birdsong. Truly soul-shattered and beleaguered, they now carry an ominous pallor that brings additional omens both beneficial and bad.
Day 18 of #MÖRKTOBER is Wither! With the snap of a gnarled finger, the warrior's strength is sapped away into the howling wind! The hatchet and mail is far too heavy for the shrunken soul, a wretched defeat now awaits the soldier after so many victories. If only he could scream!
October 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Day 18 of #MÖRKTOBER is Wither! With the snap of a gnarled finger, the warrior's strength is sapped away into the howling wind! The hatchet and mail is far too heavy for the shrunken soul, a wretched defeat now awaits the soldier after so many victories. If only he could scream!
Day 17 of #MÖRKTOBER is Warden! Powered by the imprisoned, this champion of the chained locks away anyone who crosses his path! The entire bleak world is his jail and he contains the guilty wretches with enchanted shackles and a paralyzing gaze! The brutal sentence is eternity!
October 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Day 17 of #MÖRKTOBER is Warden! Powered by the imprisoned, this champion of the chained locks away anyone who crosses his path! The entire bleak world is his jail and he contains the guilty wretches with enchanted shackles and a paralyzing gaze! The brutal sentence is eternity!
The Oversuperseer!
A visionary prognosticator has obtained the biggest crystal ball ever! The clairvoyance is so powerful and direct that it burns out eyeballs at a mere 1 second glance into the future! Replacement eyes, eye-hat, and a quality melon baller are a necessity!
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A visionary prognosticator has obtained the biggest crystal ball ever! The clairvoyance is so powerful and direct that it burns out eyeballs at a mere 1 second glance into the future! Replacement eyes, eye-hat, and a quality melon baller are a necessity!
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October 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The Oversuperseer!
A visionary prognosticator has obtained the biggest crystal ball ever! The clairvoyance is so powerful and direct that it burns out eyeballs at a mere 1 second glance into the future! Replacement eyes, eye-hat, and a quality melon baller are a necessity!
#0619
A visionary prognosticator has obtained the biggest crystal ball ever! The clairvoyance is so powerful and direct that it burns out eyeballs at a mere 1 second glance into the future! Replacement eyes, eye-hat, and a quality melon baller are a necessity!
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Day 16 of #MÖRKTOBER is Obelisk! The damned are drawn and dragged across the basalt giants to feed an unknowable force that vibrates through the very earth! Always thirsting for fresh cruelty, the Thing from the Tunnels offers grim rewards to only one of its murderous followers!
October 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Day 16 of #MÖRKTOBER is Obelisk! The damned are drawn and dragged across the basalt giants to feed an unknowable force that vibrates through the very earth! Always thirsting for fresh cruelty, the Thing from the Tunnels offers grim rewards to only one of its murderous followers!
Day 15 of #MÖRKTOBER is Nails! The doom dealer's choice! Wield the hammer and nails for tool value or bury the mallet deep into the brains of your foes! O' to have such flexible wares in the blasted wasteland is truly evidence of a cruel fiend in the skies with a sickening humor!
October 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Day 15 of #MÖRKTOBER is Nails! The doom dealer's choice! Wield the hammer and nails for tool value or bury the mallet deep into the brains of your foes! O' to have such flexible wares in the blasted wasteland is truly evidence of a cruel fiend in the skies with a sickening humor!
Day 14 of #MÖRKTOBER is Anchor! Dangerous and robust! A demonic, deep sea dweller scrambles up boat sides and drags sailors down to drown in the dreaded depths! A biting cold keeps it tough while the luminescent eyes haunt the night, gleaming just above the blackest of waves.
October 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Day 14 of #MÖRKTOBER is Anchor! Dangerous and robust! A demonic, deep sea dweller scrambles up boat sides and drags sailors down to drown in the dreaded depths! A biting cold keeps it tough while the luminescent eyes haunt the night, gleaming just above the blackest of waves.
Day 13 of #MÖRKTOBER is Web! A silent spinner skitters atop the long abandoned mill. Damage and death is sure to follow when you are trapped by massive fibers, seemingly stronger than iron! Victims are mangled and mummified quickly with the revolting movements of too many legs.
October 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Day 13 of #MÖRKTOBER is Web! A silent spinner skitters atop the long abandoned mill. Damage and death is sure to follow when you are trapped by massive fibers, seemingly stronger than iron! Victims are mangled and mummified quickly with the revolting movements of too many legs.