Me: You should try marmalade on a bagel with cream cheese.
The Ed in my head: Dickfuck! She's a genius!
Me: Now how do we get down from this crow's nest?
~ Aaaaaaaand scene! 🏴☠️ #SundayBreakfast
Me: You should try marmalade on a bagel with cream cheese.
The Ed in my head: Dickfuck! She's a genius!
Me: Now how do we get down from this crow's nest?
~ Aaaaaaaand scene! 🏴☠️ #SundayBreakfast
Me: WHAT??🏴☠️
Boss: Izze sodas. There's apple or grapefruit. Help yourself.
Me: OHHHH! Yes, please. Thank you.
(The apple flavor is yummy!)
Me: WHAT??🏴☠️
Boss: Izze sodas. There's apple or grapefruit. Help yourself.
Me: OHHHH! Yes, please. Thank you.
(The apple flavor is yummy!)
I will be working for the next 2 days as a trial run for the job I want - YAY!
I just remembered I have jury duty next week. BOO!
I will be working for the next 2 days as a trial run for the job I want - YAY!
I just remembered I have jury duty next week. BOO!