@josparsons.bsky.social
Nothing says “Je t’adore” like a toilet. But if you want to take your vie d’amour to the niveau suivant, get a bidet.
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Nothing says “Je t’adore” like a toilet. But if you want to take your vie d’amour to the niveau suivant, get a bidet.
Quelle romantique!
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Quelle romantique!
What guy doesn’t exaggerate the size of his shoes, amiright?
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What guy doesn’t exaggerate the size of his shoes, amiright?
From your lips to God’s ears. That’s what I keep telling her.
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
From your lips to God’s ears. That’s what I keep telling her.
What a cutting figure!
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
What a cutting figure!
My best friend married a man from Jamaica. They didn’t work out. She (my friend) is incredulous that her ex is in danger, because he has permanent residence status. I keep saying that he’s bat risk. She, ever kind, looks at me like I’m from Mars. Welcome to Mars, my love!
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My best friend married a man from Jamaica. They didn’t work out. She (my friend) is incredulous that her ex is in danger, because he has permanent residence status. I keep saying that he’s bat risk. She, ever kind, looks at me like I’m from Mars. Welcome to Mars, my love!
Ima steal that punim!
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Ima steal that punim!
What about the invisible hand?
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
What about the invisible hand?
When our twins were in kindergarten and their little brother was in preschool, we lived in a small town in central Illinois, one of just three Jewish families there. For the winter concert, the school put up in the gym a huge construction-paper Frosty wearing a kippah. It was actually very sweet.
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
When our twins were in kindergarten and their little brother was in preschool, we lived in a small town in central Illinois, one of just three Jewish families there. For the winter concert, the school put up in the gym a huge construction-paper Frosty wearing a kippah. It was actually very sweet.
I have nothing to add except rage and bile.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I have nothing to add except rage and bile.
Kamala dared to laugh and be at once Black and Jamaican and South Asian—and she laughed, like some girl, cooties!—and she’s a woman. Bottom line, tho, she picked up the baton late and is BIPOC. Plus, she laughed, like some harpy.
We’re such a nation of idiots.
We’re such a nation of idiots.
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Kamala dared to laugh and be at once Black and Jamaican and South Asian—and she laughed, like some girl, cooties!—and she’s a woman. Bottom line, tho, she picked up the baton late and is BIPOC. Plus, she laughed, like some harpy.
We’re such a nation of idiots.
We’re such a nation of idiots.
Maybe @jeffsharlet.bsky.social can offer insights. He wrote the book on “The Family.”
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Maybe @jeffsharlet.bsky.social can offer insights. He wrote the book on “The Family.”
I remember seeing this Loony Tune bit as a kid and not batting an eyelash. www.instagram.com/reel/DJrtjsp...
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December 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I remember seeing this Loony Tune bit as a kid and not batting an eyelash. www.instagram.com/reel/DJrtjsp...
Watch Trump lose the second thread of the conversation—after not knowing who “this is a man” man is—at around :35.
December 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Watch Trump lose the second thread of the conversation—after not knowing who “this is a man” man is—at around :35.
I’d have to he awfully bored and lonely (not simply alone) to watch this one.
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’d have to he awfully bored and lonely (not simply alone) to watch this one.
Nah. You can hate watch a terrible show or movie that you’re already paying for as part of a package—I’m looking at you “Tulsa King”—but books aren’t streamed.
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Nah. You can hate watch a terrible show or movie that you’re already paying for as part of a package—I’m looking at you “Tulsa King”—but books aren’t streamed.
No Brandeis? Damned goyim…
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
No Brandeis? Damned goyim…
That’s what I was wondering. My sons went to high school in SC (Greenville), so I had some familiarity with the term.
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
That’s what I was wondering. My sons went to high school in SC (Greenville), so I had some familiarity with the term.
What does that even mean?
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
What does that even mean?