Josiah Hawthorne
josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
Josiah Hawthorne
@josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
I'm not Young, Restless, or Reformed -- I'm Old, Exhausted, and (Ana)baptist. Half Took, Half Baggins. #ADHD. He/him.
Higgins was the lone "no" in the House vote on the Epstein files.

He says he voted no because releasing the files "will absolutely result in innocent people being hurt."

Five seconds of Googling later... Ahhh yep, THERE it is.
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"...Two Hispanic pastors who lead Southern Baptist churches in New England say that SBC President Clint Pressley and its executive board received briefings on the plan and discussed it with Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller and White House Border Czar Tom Homan."
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"Both attorneys also said that the Trump administration is pushing high-ranking Southern Baptist Convention (SBC) officials for public support of the plan, including Hispanic pastors..."
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Nope.

Look at the date of her affair with RFK, and look at the date of her half-finished letter at the end of the article.
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Me as a teacher: “Ugh, these students didn’t do these projects. Their parents totally did it for them.”

Me as a parent the moment my oldest kid got a diorama assignment: “GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG”
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
What? No, my D&D campaigns are never influenced by current events, why would you think that?
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Dammit, @christianityon.bsky.social made this joke last night.

All right, let me try an alternate that hopefully nobody has gotten to yet:
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Babe, wake up, woke trans Gothard just dropped.
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Me: “What’s this?”
6yo: “I drew Jesus on the cross on the back of my schoolwork so I could show my friends how he died.”
Me: “…Is he screaming?”
6yo: “Well yeah. It hurt a lot when he died, right?
Me: “…”

(I’m going to get a call from the school social worker, aren’t I?)
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Oh I forgot this was why the Oath Keepers was founded. 😆😆😆

Whoops.
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
A loud far-right pastor on the Other Social Media Site just married his second wife and a couple accounts are defending him.
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
BREAKING: the Trump Administration announces its intention to designate the Harpers as a "terrorist organization."
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It’s neat to see the Sadducees are getting into filmmaking.
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Oh we already know.
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Cauliflowers are the ghosts of dead broccolis.
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My 6yo got this at the school Christmas Shopping sale to give to someone at Christmas.

She doesn’t have a stepmom.
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I couldn’t keep the power lines out of the shot this time.
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Speaking of “Let them fight”:

Look what in found in a BJU Press “Biblical Worldview” high school textbook.
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“The guy who endorsed me will take over the city if you don’t vote for me.”

I mean, to be fair, “Nice place you got here, it sure would be a shame if something happened to it” is historically a very New York way of doing politics, especially in Little Italy.
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's more or less what they did to our last Democratic Socialist mayor.
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
All my elections tomorrow are hyperlocal elections unlikely to sway anything monumental, but I will be THERE the moment the polls open. I'm waking up early and everything.
November 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Well, I have no idea what this means, but now I know!
November 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM