Josh Zancan
@joshzancan.com
joshzancan.com - where I occasionally write essays and release music
Also like, they can kiss that sky goodbye if they bring a bunch of shit there. I’d see every star at my house too if it weren’t for the fact I’m that I’m 20 minutes from two major cities.
January 9, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Also like, they can kiss that sky goodbye if they bring a bunch of shit there. I’d see every star at my house too if it weren’t for the fact I’m that I’m 20 minutes from two major cities.
I know a dude with Trumps face tattooed on his body, only wears Trump gear, every holiday he oats pictures with his whole family wearing MAGA stuff, his whole mind and life is consumed by the man, and he posts about “Trump derangement syndrome” CONSTANTLY.
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I know a dude with Trumps face tattooed on his body, only wears Trump gear, every holiday he oats pictures with his whole family wearing MAGA stuff, his whole mind and life is consumed by the man, and he posts about “Trump derangement syndrome” CONSTANTLY.
Clearly they’ve never seen a social media post where a liberal suggested a candidate for Democrats to run next election.
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Clearly they’ve never seen a social media post where a liberal suggested a candidate for Democrats to run next election.
For what it’s worth, I think blocking the score is funny.
October 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
For what it’s worth, I think blocking the score is funny.
If the difference between having integrity and not having integrity is this photo vs a stock Pokémon photo, I think I think maybe that readers’ opinion is too fickle to be worth considering.
October 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If the difference between having integrity and not having integrity is this photo vs a stock Pokémon photo, I think I think maybe that readers’ opinion is too fickle to be worth considering.
Yeah if they do a steam box type thing I’m all there. If not? Eh.
October 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Yeah if they do a steam box type thing I’m all there. If not? Eh.
The first song I ever heard from my favorite band was one of the good songs from their “bad album,” and I’m forever grateful for that.
October 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The first song I ever heard from my favorite band was one of the good songs from their “bad album,” and I’m forever grateful for that.
Dude keeps making decisions based on what he’s seen. Remember the bit where he said he knows kids these days aren’t healthy because he know what a healthy kid looks like, and he looks around at the airport terminals and thinks they don’t look healthy. Like, what?
September 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Dude keeps making decisions based on what he’s seen. Remember the bit where he said he knows kids these days aren’t healthy because he know what a healthy kid looks like, and he looks around at the airport terminals and thinks they don’t look healthy. Like, what?
But what did you *write* on the casing? The details matter.
September 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
But what did you *write* on the casing? The details matter.
Most open world games with difficulty options work. Just roaming around doing shit as it pops up. I’d still recommend going with something colorful and button mashy though. Spider Man is a good one. Ratchet and Clank maybe (not open world but open area).
September 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Most open world games with difficulty options work. Just roaming around doing shit as it pops up. I’d still recommend going with something colorful and button mashy though. Spider Man is a good one. Ratchet and Clank maybe (not open world but open area).
I’ve been sober for 11 years so no gummies for me, but I think “audiobook/podcast” games are similar areas. Lately Splatoon 3 has been my go to because it’s colorful and you don’t really need to shoot at people, you can just swim away and ink elsewhere.
If you don’t have a Switch 1/2
If you don’t have a Switch 1/2
September 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’ve been sober for 11 years so no gummies for me, but I think “audiobook/podcast” games are similar areas. Lately Splatoon 3 has been my go to because it’s colorful and you don’t really need to shoot at people, you can just swim away and ink elsewhere.
If you don’t have a Switch 1/2
If you don’t have a Switch 1/2
Gah not 1 and 3!! 4 and 6.
September 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Gah not 1 and 3!! 4 and 6.
I kinda think that the reveal at the end carries a lot of weight to put it at the top of so many people’s list. I often enjoy rewatching 1 and 3 more.
September 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I kinda think that the reveal at the end carries a lot of weight to put it at the top of so many people’s list. I often enjoy rewatching 1 and 3 more.
7 and 9 were fine movies but not great. Solid enough “content.” 1 and 2 were not “content” but a real artistic effort that just didn’t work in really big ways. 3 was better than 7 and 9. 8 was the worst of them, and 6 is underrated.
September 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
7 and 9 were fine movies but not great. Solid enough “content.” 1 and 2 were not “content” but a real artistic effort that just didn’t work in really big ways. 3 was better than 7 and 9. 8 was the worst of them, and 6 is underrated.
It seems to me that they only define tyranny as “they try to take our guns.” For them it’s “We can still have guns? Great, carry on.”
August 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It seems to me that they only define tyranny as “they try to take our guns.” For them it’s “We can still have guns? Great, carry on.”
Tbf to The Room, it’s hard to write a comedy that’s as genuinely funny as that. The timing of everything is so perfect, the only thing stopping it from being a work of genius is that it was unintentional. But show it to someone who knows nothing about it, & tell them it’s a comedy? One of the best.
August 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Tbf to The Room, it’s hard to write a comedy that’s as genuinely funny as that. The timing of everything is so perfect, the only thing stopping it from being a work of genius is that it was unintentional. But show it to someone who knows nothing about it, & tell them it’s a comedy? One of the best.
I asked a friend of mine who’s a real music geek (but has no musical experience) to help me with the track order of my album. The order he sent me unintentionally had all the songs grouped together by key.
August 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I asked a friend of mine who’s a real music geek (but has no musical experience) to help me with the track order of my album. The order he sent me unintentionally had all the songs grouped together by key.
Besides the point but goddamn the file compression on BlueSky is doing a number on those cymbals.
August 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Besides the point but goddamn the file compression on BlueSky is doing a number on those cymbals.
Democrats and Federal Courts: You’ve violated a Supreme Court order!
Trump: No I didn’t.
Dems/Federal Courts: Ah, I see, our mistake.
Trump: No I didn’t.
Dems/Federal Courts: Ah, I see, our mistake.
August 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Democrats and Federal Courts: You’ve violated a Supreme Court order!
Trump: No I didn’t.
Dems/Federal Courts: Ah, I see, our mistake.
Trump: No I didn’t.
Dems/Federal Courts: Ah, I see, our mistake.
Fuck yes! This is maybe my favorite album of all time. (Some days it’s Nebraska by Springsteen, but most days it’s Separation Sunday).
August 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Fuck yes! This is maybe my favorite album of all time. (Some days it’s Nebraska by Springsteen, but most days it’s Separation Sunday).