Josh Woodward
@joshwoodward.com
Singer/songwriter, Ann Arborite, professional cat snuggler
Council isn’t interested in a monument to their failure for some reason. 🤷♂️
December 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Council isn’t interested in a monument to their failure for some reason. 🤷♂️
Okay this is real bad, but how shiddy of a take can you REALLY make? I know you’ve got it in you, reach deeper.
a man standing in front of a sign that says believe i believe in you
ALT: a man standing in front of a sign that says believe i believe in you
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December 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Okay this is real bad, but how shiddy of a take can you REALLY make? I know you’ve got it in you, reach deeper.
Isn’t it now? It was yesterday afternoon.
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Isn’t it now? It was yesterday afternoon.
I’ve definitively used Kirk’s Castile for all my cleaning needs at various times
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’ve definitively used Kirk’s Castile for all my cleaning needs at various times
Can you retire early and make room for someone who will serve the people of Michigan, please?
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Can you retire early and make room for someone who will serve the people of Michigan, please?
I bet that dude is salty that I have joshwoodward at gmail dot com.
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November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I bet that dude is salty that I have joshwoodward at gmail dot com.
I read that as Weird Artificial Intelligence and was confused. This is much better.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I read that as Weird Artificial Intelligence and was confused. This is much better.
Rare “thank you for representing Michigan, Gary Peters” from me.
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Rare “thank you for representing Michigan, Gary Peters” from me.
THANK YOU. Now lock Schumer and the other enemies of the state in the bathroom during the vote.
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
THANK YOU. Now lock Schumer and the other enemies of the state in the bathroom during the vote.
I’ve regretted my vote for you so, so many times. This is not one of them. Thank you.
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’ve regretted my vote for you so, so many times. This is not one of them. Thank you.
We’re the fortunate ones! Thanks for all your great work, we truly appreciate it.
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
We’re the fortunate ones! Thanks for all your great work, we truly appreciate it.
Honestly, if they want to get drunk bad enough to chug vanilla extract, this seems like the old “make them smoke a pack of cigarettes in one sitting” punishment, they’re certainly never drinking again 🤷♂️
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Honestly, if they want to get drunk bad enough to chug vanilla extract, this seems like the old “make them smoke a pack of cigarettes in one sitting” punishment, they’re certainly never drinking again 🤷♂️
Exclusionary zoning like “you can only build a triplex here with a limited number of unrelated families“?
October 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Exclusionary zoning like “you can only build a triplex here with a limited number of unrelated families“?
Cool, now legalize housing and stop letting cars kill us
October 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Cool, now legalize housing and stop letting cars kill us
My city would see this and agree, then modify zoning so that daycares can only go on local streets or streets with protected bike lanes. 🙄
September 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My city would see this and agree, then modify zoning so that daycares can only go on local streets or streets with protected bike lanes. 🙄
Resign and make room for someone who will actually support change. You’re an embarrassment.
September 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Resign and make room for someone who will actually support change. You’re an embarrassment.
Another war stopped by our dear leader, Albania is liberated! 🇦🇱
September 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Another war stopped by our dear leader, Albania is liberated! 🇦🇱
“We stand behind our Vision Zero commitment, but let’s make sure we have a few decades of stakeholder engagement before we make changes that might anger the moneyed class.”
September 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
“We stand behind our Vision Zero commitment, but let’s make sure we have a few decades of stakeholder engagement before we make changes that might anger the moneyed class.”
Torrent that shit. 🏴☠️
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Torrent that shit. 🏴☠️
And I know it’s presumably city staff and not literally a2council, but they haven’t stood up against it
September 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
And I know it’s presumably city staff and not literally a2council, but they haven’t stood up against it
Quick Kurb sucks. We deserve concrete car-swallowing choads.
September 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Quick Kurb sucks. We deserve concrete car-swallowing choads.
And the plans … aren’t great. We need to demand bolder action and more urgency.
September 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
And the plans … aren’t great. We need to demand bolder action and more urgency.