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Vegan Horny Jail Lunch Theydy
@joshuwaffles.bsky.social
Loves shakin', bakin', and using an Oxford Comma.
[Any] 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤
Non-Profit Queer Trans Poly EV Drivin' Cottagecore Golden Retriever Gay Panic Inciter
Don't eat meat
But sure like the bone
Pinned
My entire playlist of video game tunes: titles, tags, album art, year, (and artist by name if they were cool enough) all cataloged by me, placed here for your listening pleasure 🤍🩵💚💛
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
Yall remember the year Limbo came out and FUCKING SWEPT EVERY GOTY AWARD
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
hey you guys ever like

fucked your girlfriend
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Oh my god the dallas player just shoved his fist up the turkey ass & started shoving it in his teammates face to bite i wish i was thay bird so fucking bad
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Seitan roast, Cheezy Cauliflower, mashed taters, and green bean mushroom casserole 👌
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
As much as I, a poly person, will exhale out my nose at these memes, I can't help but feel they are a double-edged sword.

Cuz like, for the "I'm too jealous for that" monogamists, they're trivializing and infantilizing our lifestyles at a time where they really don't fucking need that right now. /1
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Merry Thanksgiving to all amernicans and to all hail seitan.
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A half gallon of apple cider is $7

lol
lmao, even
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Sometimes I just feel an overwhelming urge to draw a bunny landsknecht:
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Well okay I want this card now
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I will always take the Memories Time Hop bait whenif I can Transition Timeline it
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
di di diggity
di diggity dog
~
bring it

di di diggity
di diggity dog
~
UH
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
orange croutons zoom zoom butterscotch
cocojoey anita velveeta blind equation thotcrime
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
my 4 zones throughout a day:

working
eating
decompressing from work
sleeping
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet

Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Don't push yourself too hard

You might prolapse
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Dang femboys are kinda like the only thing doing it for me lately
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It's 7pm and you're eating for the first time today

Context: you are a bottom and it's a work day
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Everyone gets along easier when it's nap time
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Happy Anniversary, gorgeous 💕
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
This has big Tony Hawk "skamtebord." energy
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I get the feeling the class would like a demonstration, we should get a vid of it next time ;3
Not everyone has the capability to suck the blood from under the skin without puncturing the flesh, ya know. 😏⚰️ Stop looking like a whole ass snack then, how bout dat?
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ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a tear coming out of their eye
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November 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM