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⠀⠀⠀A prophetess once said, “ 𝙸 𝚊𝚒𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚗𝚘 𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙶 𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙶..."

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕊𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 ∙ 𝔸𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℕ𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 ∙ ℝ𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕥✊🏾🏳️‍🌈
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Before you follow me, know that I’m a nigga that like niggas and IM COOL WITH EVERYBODY. We support Black women round here!!! TRANS INCLUDED! …and if you ain’t with it, block me.

Tf?!
Idk how my phone bill is $-96 but I’m not finna argue. I’m just gonna screen shot and go on about my Black ass business
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Out of this lot…definitely Damon
Who’s your favorite Vampire? Ima go wit Pam cz we got the same attitude 🫠
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The fact that there are still mosquitoes in LATE NOVEMBER is blowing tf outta me
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My mama has sent me 5 text messages and I REFUSE to look at them 😂😂😂
I accidentally sent my mama some XXX pictures (NOT OF MYSELF,THANK GOD) that I was trying to send to my best friend. Bout time I realized I did it, it was beyond the 3 minute time limit to delete it.

My mama finna wake up to a big surprise…😬😬😬
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Brandy, Beyonce, Aretha, Patti, Kelly Price, Faith Evans, The Clark Sisters, LeAndria, Alex Isley, Tweet, Chaka Khan, Jazmine Sullivan, Jessica Reedy, Whitney, Mariah…
10. Who are your favorite female singers of all time?
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I accidentally sent my mama some XXX pictures (NOT OF MYSELF,THANK GOD) that I was trying to send to my best friend. Bout time I realized I did it, it was beyond the 3 minute time limit to delete it.

My mama finna wake up to a big surprise…😬😬😬
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I gotta strawberries and cream Nothing Bundt Cake waiting on me at home
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
They got me.

I answered one of those basic math memes WITH the right answer, showed my worked and even proved it with google.

Now I’m arguing with people whose favorite color is 5.

GOTS TO BE MORE CAREFUL
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Not you mad cuz you was trying to be funny and I checked you...

Have we learned nothing?

You can't outdo the doer, love.
Take care!
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Patti Labelle’s cover of Aretha’s “Ain’t No Way”…

She sang that shit as if her life depended on it. And Aretha was pissed 😂😂😂
5. What is your favorite cover of a song?
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Am I ugly to you, Curtis?!
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Am I the only one that watches “Selling Sunset”?

Mary gets on my fucking neerrrrvessss
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Faith Evans know she sang tf out of Soon As I Get Home
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Girl…
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Went on threads to see a woman from Florida say that Publix is better than HEB and the comments did NOT disappoint 😂😂😂

She gettin dragged from Texas to Miami-Dade county
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Trump agreeing to release the Epstein files sounds like they got ahold of them and erased anything that to incriminate him.

Something ain’t clean in the milk…
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Imagine going through life thinking Tweet only released one album, “Southern Hummingbird”.

I just had to bring my friend up to speed.

Cuz “It’s Me Again” and “Charlene” STAY on repeat over here.
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Yeaaaa my work wife is an opp. Gotta be real careful with that one…
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I left my charger at home and I’m on 47%…
a sign that says ' life of concern ' at the top
ALT: a sign that says ' life of concern ' at the top
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November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Looks like I’m staying home today😁😁 Let me text my best eater cuz he ain’t got no job.
spongebob squarepants is smiling and holding a shovel in his hand
ALT: spongebob squarepants is smiling and holding a shovel in his hand
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November 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Oh he fine af…
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
It feels like a “call out Monday”
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 AM