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... software engineer 🤖 ... lazy artist 🎨 ... even lazier indie game dev👾
Aw man. And here I was hoping they'd finally make a never-seen-in-American-cinema-but-was-see-abroad Farrah Fawcett in her Saturn 3 poster outfit, or a Sean Connery Zardoz. 😭
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Aw man. And here I was hoping they'd finally make a never-seen-in-American-cinema-but-was-see-abroad Farrah Fawcett in her Saturn 3 poster outfit, or a Sean Connery Zardoz. 😭
The first thing I do these days when I hear we're going to invade another country for no good reason at all is google that country's natural resources.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd yup.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd yup.
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The first thing I do these days when I hear we're going to invade another country for no good reason at all is google that country's natural resources.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd yup.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd yup.
Everyone should print this page as a PDF before they take this government website down, too! 🤣 www.jec.senate.gov/public/index...
The U.S. Economy Performs Better Under Democratic Presidents
The U.S. economy has performed much better under Democratic presidents than Republican presidents in the modern era. In almost every measure of the U.S. economy including total job growth, unemploymen...
www.jec.senate.gov
November 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Everyone should print this page as a PDF before they take this government website down, too! 🤣 www.jec.senate.gov/public/index...
I started laughing when I saw the headline, and thought, "loool this is like that movie Outbreak," but then I kept reading and 🤣🫵😶😬😭
October 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I started laughing when I saw the headline, and thought, "loool this is like that movie Outbreak," but then I kept reading and 🤣🫵😶😬😭
Now we have 3001 personalized versions of Star Wars 🥳
October 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Now we have 3001 personalized versions of Star Wars 🥳
He knows he might not come back.
But then, is there even anything to come back to? 🥲
But then, is there even anything to come back to? 🥲
October 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
He knows he might not come back.
But then, is there even anything to come back to? 🥲
But then, is there even anything to come back to? 🥲
Oh great. Imagine 3000 personalized versions of a Star Wars movie for fanboys to fight over.
I'm so tired. 😫
I'm so tired. 😫
October 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Oh great. Imagine 3000 personalized versions of a Star Wars movie for fanboys to fight over.
I'm so tired. 😫
I'm so tired. 😫
*vendor frantically replaces 2 of the charms with a different fish when it starts raining outside, but only because it's after 1pm and before 2pm*
October 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
*vendor frantically replaces 2 of the charms with a different fish when it starts raining outside, but only because it's after 1pm and before 2pm*
My brother in Christ -- we haven't won a war since WW2. The only "winning" decision the robot can reference is "use a nuke." 🤣😭
October 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My brother in Christ -- we haven't won a war since WW2. The only "winning" decision the robot can reference is "use a nuke." 🤣😭
Me, not having picked up my phone for the last 4 hours, and seeing all of this in my chat replybot's history, and that my chat replybot has uninstalled itself...
a man in a suit and tie stands in a room
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in a room
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Me, not having picked up my phone for the last 4 hours, and seeing all of this in my chat replybot's history, and that my chat replybot has uninstalled itself...
Ah, yes. Finally someone who understands me.
October 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Ah, yes. Finally someone who understands me.
I mean, Michelle Obama tried to fix this in 2010, and Republicans hated her for wanting a better health standard. And they hated having ADDED sugar listed on labels. And they laughed at Biden when he pointed out that 77% of recruitment-age youths couldn't pass physical fitness reqs. 🙄
October 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I mean, Michelle Obama tried to fix this in 2010, and Republicans hated her for wanting a better health standard. And they hated having ADDED sugar listed on labels. And they laughed at Biden when he pointed out that 77% of recruitment-age youths couldn't pass physical fitness reqs. 🙄
Ketamine rot at its finest 🥴
October 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ketamine rot at its finest 🥴
Ahhh, lovely. Have you tried out your pinball skills yet? Has it made you better, or do you need some more Tylenol?
September 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Ahhh, lovely. Have you tried out your pinball skills yet? Has it made you better, or do you need some more Tylenol?
"In this 18-tweet response, I will deconstruct why this..." 🤣
September 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"In this 18-tweet response, I will deconstruct why this..." 🤣
Srsly. I'm half surprised they didn't [redacted so I don't manifest some shit].
September 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Srsly. I'm half surprised they didn't [redacted so I don't manifest some shit].
Oh, I know. I did Inktober once, Sculptober once, Mermay once, Mayterials once, and a couple challenges for TheClub and 3DCW, and I'm sorry, but a person only has so much energy, especially when they've got a couple personal projects they're working on. 😭🤣
September 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Oh, I know. I did Inktober once, Sculptober once, Mermay once, Mayterials once, and a couple challenges for TheClub and 3DCW, and I'm sorry, but a person only has so much energy, especially when they've got a couple personal projects they're working on. 😭🤣
Yeah, this is actually wrong. He trademarked the LOGO, but that's it. inktober.com/faq
FAQ — Inktober
This is a work-in-progress. As Frequently Asked Questions we will be updating this page accordingly.
inktober.com
September 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Yeah, this is actually wrong. He trademarked the LOGO, but that's it. inktober.com/faq
That's Jedediah over there. He only talks in whistles. I hear that was the original language of Eden.
September 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
That's Jedediah over there. He only talks in whistles. I hear that was the original language of Eden.
I would like only good happen 😭
September 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I would like only good happen 😭
Idk about you, but I quite enjoyed this afternoon's NDE 🤣💀
September 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Idk about you, but I quite enjoyed this afternoon's NDE 🤣💀
Yup! They updated their Level Design for Games course.
September 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Yup! They updated their Level Design for Games course.