Josh "cortex" Millard
@joshmillard.bsky.social
Artist and weirdo and etc. from Portland, OR. Fractal fixation. Online to a deeply unfortunate degree. Ran MetaFilter for a while. Today in Tabs idiot. Blaseball will never die, RIP Blaseball.
hey that's a really fun album, interesting how it sort of wanders back and forth between some very turn of the century pop-punk / powerpop vibes and yeah some of those elements of PC Music and protohyperpop stuff. Almost a "what if Blink 182 covered 100 Gecs" thing happening there.
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
hey that's a really fun album, interesting how it sort of wanders back and forth between some very turn of the century pop-punk / powerpop vibes and yeah some of those elements of PC Music and protohyperpop stuff. Almost a "what if Blink 182 covered 100 Gecs" thing happening there.
well hell, now i get to listen to that album
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
well hell, now i get to listen to that album
thinking about thos beans
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
thinking about thos beans
The main innovation here is upstreaming the "this recipe is awful, i replaced the milk with vinegar and it came out terribly" maneuver from the comment section to the writeup itself
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The main innovation here is upstreaming the "this recipe is awful, i replaced the milk with vinegar and it came out terribly" maneuver from the comment section to the writeup itself
i'm a ride or die "OOM-bruh" guy even though I think people almost 100% say "UM-bruh" outside of my brain and I don't give a ding dang shit
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i'm a ride or die "OOM-bruh" guy even though I think people almost 100% say "UM-bruh" outside of my brain and I don't give a ding dang shit
besides originally being about a partial eclipse, it was also originally about her falling in and out of love with specifically a mafiosa and had the working title "Goombah In The Penumbra"
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
besides originally being about a partial eclipse, it was also originally about her falling in and out of love with specifically a mafiosa and had the working title "Goombah In The Penumbra"
It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma, Charlie Brown
We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown
I ain't got time to bleed, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I ain't got time to bleed, Charlie Brown
You're out of your depth, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
You're out of your depth, Charlie Brown
I Didn't Kill My Wife, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I Didn't Kill My Wife, Charlie Brown
God he was great, just the fuckin weirdest
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
God he was great, just the fuckin weirdest
urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads
Yeah, I want to get a little more topologically ambitious. I actually started the other day on some smaller needles and thinner yarn but wanted to give bigger chunkier stuff a go just to be able to better see what I was up to and work a bit faster. Have some other stuff to fuck with next.
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Yeah, I want to get a little more topologically ambitious. I actually started the other day on some smaller needles and thinner yarn but wanted to give bigger chunkier stuff a go just to be able to better see what I was up to and work a bit faster. Have some other stuff to fuck with next.
Look you do what you want with Uranus but
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Look you do what you want with Uranus but
Yeah but it’d be a terrible idea, I can’t emphasize enough how much we should not do this and I am NOT cleaning up the mess if someone does
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yeah but it’d be a terrible idea, I can’t emphasize enough how much we should not do this and I am NOT cleaning up the mess if someone does
has anyone hurried reckless into, through, and back out of your office while using a cane or walker in poor repair
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
has anyone hurried reckless into, through, and back out of your office while using a cane or walker in poor repair
pretty sure that thing just catcalled me
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
pretty sure that thing just catcalled me
but full credit for both the premise and for a couple of pretty good at least plausible borderline pulls
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
but full credit for both the premise and for a couple of pretty good at least plausible borderline pulls
honestly I feel like if you haven't seen a Hellraiser movie (i pity you) and don't know who Nuzzi is (i envy you) you could probably still do better than chance just based on vibes, e.g. guessing correctly that the badass dramatic quotes are the horror guy and the embarrassing dramatic ones aren't
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
honestly I feel like if you haven't seen a Hellraiser movie (i pity you) and don't know who Nuzzi is (i envy you) you could probably still do better than chance just based on vibes, e.g. guessing correctly that the badass dramatic quotes are the horror guy and the embarrassing dramatic ones aren't