Josh Mortensen
@josh.from.wtf
𝙻𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚞． 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝． 𝙷𝚒𝚐𝚑-𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝． 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚘 “𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎” 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝙴𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚎．
Denmark not down with Disney.
#jimmykimmel
#jimmykimmel
September 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Denmark not down with Disney.
#jimmykimmel
#jimmykimmel
Rolling to work disguised as a highschool biology teacher. That’s my approach.
July 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Rolling to work disguised as a highschool biology teacher. That’s my approach.
It’s find out time for Schrödinger’s Patriots.
June 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It’s find out time for Schrödinger’s Patriots.
Novo Nordisk will drop the ball if they don't go all in on "The Fat Shot Drug". There is a monster marketing opportunity here. They need to go for it. Novo can follow the lead of the geniuses at Hi-Dive Denver!
May 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Novo Nordisk will drop the ball if they don't go all in on "The Fat Shot Drug". There is a monster marketing opportunity here. They need to go for it. Novo can follow the lead of the geniuses at Hi-Dive Denver!
Need a photoshop master to give this Trump statue the Saddam treatment.
February 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Need a photoshop master to give this Trump statue the Saddam treatment.
Its not just for the US. Here is the Google maps view from Denmark.
#ETTD is mostly true. But Everything Trump Touches Gets Stupid is all the way true. Jesus wept with this shit. And shame on you Google.
#ETTD is mostly true. But Everything Trump Touches Gets Stupid is all the way true. Jesus wept with this shit. And shame on you Google.
February 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Its not just for the US. Here is the Google maps view from Denmark.
#ETTD is mostly true. But Everything Trump Touches Gets Stupid is all the way true. Jesus wept with this shit. And shame on you Google.
#ETTD is mostly true. But Everything Trump Touches Gets Stupid is all the way true. Jesus wept with this shit. And shame on you Google.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,733,580!
September 20, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,733,580!