Dude, I'm a Raider fan, get in line.

I had a smasher cannabis harvest so I'm giving away my cannabis peanut butter cookies. They're very popular, god they're good!

I still don't trust this little squirrel after his appalling start.

You've got a great name, Representative Budzinski, like the political consultant Joe Trippi.

[opens hands] No offense.

We see the problem for 20 million @pkrugman.bsky.social Americans losing healthcare, but wouldn't that throw a huge wrench into the whole system? Same with the insane Medicaid cuts, the entire structure could be seriously compromised.

Healthcare could be wrecked for everyone, not just ACA folks.

Always like this, yes.

I know, god, this unrelenting ranting of searing hate, why can't they see what they've become?

Oh god, Barbara Bach and The Spy Who Loved me, I'd forgotten, it's on my list now.

Thank you, took the words right out of my mouth.

This is how baseball players look, god I'm tired of all those queens in their long hose, when you guys gonna put a pink bow over your butt?

I don't trust @nytimes.com this shit publication, which means it goes unread, and even if I did read it I wouldn't believe it without confirmation.

Because I don't trust those lying, asshole, but-her-emails motherfuckers at that Trump dick-sucking piece of shit newspaper, god, fuck you.

Same same, dih.

Trump would never come up with "swaddling hijab."

Walk this back a little, so that foul excretion of Satan Stephen Miller writes it, but the text somehow has to get into Trump's phone or laptop.

Trump is being coached and coddled like, well, a drooling dementia patient. We're so fucked.

Get in line.

[opens hands] I didn't do nothing.

Ah, but he still called on from the store.