josemonkey
@josemonkey.com
Using OSINT and geolocation methods, I figure out where people's videos were recorded (when they ask me to do that)
Is it just me, or does Strands sound as if it’s being a bit insincere - sarcastic even? - with its opening remarks? 😅
“Fine, play another game. See if I care. Would it kill you to call your mother once in a while?”
“Fine, play another game. See if I care. Would it kill you to call your mother once in a while?”
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Is it just me, or does Strands sound as if it’s being a bit insincere - sarcastic even? - with its opening remarks? 😅
“Fine, play another game. See if I care. Would it kill you to call your mother once in a while?”
“Fine, play another game. See if I care. Would it kill you to call your mother once in a while?”
One of my kids just sent me this 😂
October 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
One of my kids just sent me this 😂
Easy Halloween Costume ideas from me & Chad
October 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Easy Halloween Costume ideas from me & Chad
In an upcoming video, and I talk about Lowe's and Home Depot being competitors. I was playing around w/different silly visuals to put on-screen for that part, and I got the crazy idea to make a Clash Royale style battle screen. I decided not to use it for the video, but here it is 😝
September 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
In an upcoming video, and I talk about Lowe's and Home Depot being competitors. I was playing around w/different silly visuals to put on-screen for that part, and I got the crazy idea to make a Clash Royale style battle screen. I decided not to use it for the video, but here it is 😝
New #behindthescenes video is available for paid members on Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/behind...
September 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
New #behindthescenes video is available for paid members on Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/behind...
Ooh, new #Connections badges are so shiny 😆
September 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Ooh, new #Connections badges are so shiny 😆
Guess who’s verified on TikTok? Not me! 😫 I have requested verification eight (!) times over the last couple years, and I’ve seen the rejection message every time. So I decided to make it into a t-shirt 🤷♂️
September 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Guess who’s verified on TikTok? Not me! 😫 I have requested verification eight (!) times over the last couple years, and I’ve seen the rejection message every time. So I decided to make it into a t-shirt 🤷♂️
My YouTube channel reached 27k subscribers recently, so that was kinda cool 😊 Idk if that channel will ever be as big as my TikTok, but I’m still glad people enjoying watching there, too.
August 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM
My YouTube channel reached 27k subscribers recently, so that was kinda cool 😊 Idk if that channel will ever be as big as my TikTok, but I’m still glad people enjoying watching there, too.
I cannot even fathom how they could miss the mark this badly. Do I look like a good person to sell people a hair curler?
August 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I cannot even fathom how they could miss the mark this badly. Do I look like a good person to sell people a hair curler?
ICYMI: My friend Karen (aka, Lettering by Karen) made a fancy new find me sign and asked me to find her again... so I did!
August 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
ICYMI: My friend Karen (aka, Lettering by Karen) made a fancy new find me sign and asked me to find her again... so I did!
This is getting really annoying. Again?! TikTok’s robots are the DUMBEST
July 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This is getting really annoying. Again?! TikTok’s robots are the DUMBEST
Want to pick up some josemonkey shirts, mugs, or pint glasses at a discount? Use the code FIREWORKS from now until July 8 to get 15% off in my store. josemonkey.com/store
July 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Want to pick up some josemonkey shirts, mugs, or pint glasses at a discount? Use the code FIREWORKS from now until July 8 to get 15% off in my store. josemonkey.com/store
I'd love to get this one, but sadly the smallest size available is XL 😕 But honestly, that's pretty on-brand for Porkins.
RIP, you absolute legend.
www.kohls.com/product/prd-...
RIP, you absolute legend.
www.kohls.com/product/prd-...
July 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'd love to get this one, but sadly the smallest size available is XL 😕 But honestly, that's pretty on-brand for Porkins.
RIP, you absolute legend.
www.kohls.com/product/prd-...
RIP, you absolute legend.
www.kohls.com/product/prd-...
Once again, my appeal for the incorrectly flagged content was approved, but with this bullshit message that indicates that maybe the content is still somehow restricted to certain groups? 🤷♂️ So stupid. Hardly matters now - this video is dead in the water thanks to this.
July 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Once again, my appeal for the incorrectly flagged content was approved, but with this bullshit message that indicates that maybe the content is still somehow restricted to certain groups? 🤷♂️ So stupid. Hardly matters now - this video is dead in the water thanks to this.
Ugh. TikTok’s broke-ass algorithm is suppressing my video again today. The robots have imagined use of adult substances in my video 🤦♂️ Great job, robots.
July 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ugh. TikTok’s broke-ass algorithm is suppressing my video again today. The robots have imagined use of adult substances in my video 🤦♂️ Great job, robots.
I refuse to believe this wasn’t intentional.
Strands #476
“Fragrant abuse”
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Strands #476
“Fragrant abuse”
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June 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I refuse to believe this wasn’t intentional.
Strands #476
“Fragrant abuse”
🟡🔵🔵🔵
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Strands #476
“Fragrant abuse”
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Lots of people don't watch all the way until the end of my videos, and that means they're missing out on the occasional "post-credits scene" 😝 How many of you caught me and Chad on-screen together in yesterday's video?
June 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Lots of people don't watch all the way until the end of my videos, and that means they're missing out on the occasional "post-credits scene" 😝 How many of you caught me and Chad on-screen together in yesterday's video?
So we all just googled this right? #tonyawards
June 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
So we all just googled this right? #tonyawards
My next "Find josemonkey" #geolocation challenge will be available in a few days on TikTok and YouTube, but paid members on my Patreon get early access starting now! www.patreon.com/posts/early-... #OSINT
June 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My next "Find josemonkey" #geolocation challenge will be available in a few days on TikTok and YouTube, but paid members on my Patreon get early access starting now! www.patreon.com/posts/early-... #OSINT
Me: posts a new video featuring a person who has no hair
The comments:
The comments:
June 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me: posts a new video featuring a person who has no hair
The comments:
The comments:
Someone asked me if i knew anything about some sort of easter eggs in Google Street View related to hidden water melons. I had never heard of this, so I tried searching "google maps watermelon." The AI answer doth protest too much, methinks 😂 I didn't even mention the phrase "easter egg," Google!
May 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Someone asked me if i knew anything about some sort of easter eggs in Google Street View related to hidden water melons. I had never heard of this, so I tried searching "google maps watermelon." The AI answer doth protest too much, methinks 😂 I didn't even mention the phrase "easter egg," Google!
If the quickness of the spread of the phrase "to crash out" has taught me anything, it's that Gretchen Wieners was just born at the wrong time. If she were in high school now, she TOTALLY could make "fetch" happen.
May 18, 2025 at 11:15 AM
If the quickness of the spread of the phrase "to crash out" has taught me anything, it's that Gretchen Wieners was just born at the wrong time. If she were in high school now, she TOTALLY could make "fetch" happen.
Ok, appeal approved - but once again it gives this bullshit message about how it’s still restricted somehow (for nonexistent substance content). Also, I’ll never get those first couple hours back, so it won’t do well on the fyp. So stupid.
April 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Ok, appeal approved - but once again it gives this bullshit message about how it’s still restricted somehow (for nonexistent substance content). Also, I’ll never get those first couple hours back, so it won’t do well on the fyp. So stupid.
I am getting really effing tired of this crap, TikTok. My latest video is incorrectly flagged as containing substance use. AGAIN.
April 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I am getting really effing tired of this crap, TikTok. My latest video is incorrectly flagged as containing substance use. AGAIN.