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Jorty Spice
@jortyspice.bsky.social
· Mar 29
What if Eric Burney got a low taper fade
Smoking on that endo
GameCube, Nintendo
GameCube, Nintendo
January 25, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Smoking on that endo
GameCube, Nintendo
GameCube, Nintendo
*yhwh nailgun voice* I got the beer in me
January 24, 2026 at 2:33 AM
*yhwh nailgun voice* I got the beer in me
Just got whipped in the face by an American flag while walking into the convenience store to buy thc seltzers. I don’t know what this means
January 23, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Just got whipped in the face by an American flag while walking into the convenience store to buy thc seltzers. I don’t know what this means
I so desperately want to use a gas generator indoors man cmon let me do it
January 22, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I so desperately want to use a gas generator indoors man cmon let me do it
*warren zevon voice* I just got served a Costco chicken bake by a woman that looked like a real life Instagram filter
January 21, 2026 at 12:32 AM
*warren zevon voice* I just got served a Costco chicken bake by a woman that looked like a real life Instagram filter
Caught my wife sniffing a pair of pants and when I asked what she was doing she told me not to bother her because she had to “lock in”
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Caught my wife sniffing a pair of pants and when I asked what she was doing she told me not to bother her because she had to “lock in”
Philly Joel - fishtown girl?
January 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Philly Joel - fishtown girl?
Sharp pins - Popmyballsout
January 17, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Sharp pins - Popmyballsout
Videos that begin with “send this to your friend with no context” presuppose that the idea of sending a video to a friend both requires context and that verbally stating that it should be contextless is not, in fact, a form of context in and of itself. It’s also just not funny
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Videos that begin with “send this to your friend with no context” presuppose that the idea of sending a video to a friend both requires context and that verbally stating that it should be contextless is not, in fact, a form of context in and of itself. It’s also just not funny
So much of the way we talk about the idea of community these days feels like we’re ultimately reframing the idea of getting a beer with your boy Marvin as an act of political resistance
January 16, 2026 at 12:18 AM
So much of the way we talk about the idea of community these days feels like we’re ultimately reframing the idea of getting a beer with your boy Marvin as an act of political resistance
Reposted by Jorty Spice
there are a handful of people who understand what the job looked like. it was exacting. it had no boundaries. it earned only scrutiny. there were panic-inducing shifts. @jeremygordon.bsky.social had one of those 10 years ago.
There's a star man, waiting in the sky
Subjects discussed: David Bowie, Andre Agassi, Marty Supreme
jeremygordon.substack.com
January 11, 2026 at 5:13 AM
there are a handful of people who understand what the job looked like. it was exacting. it had no boundaries. it earned only scrutiny. there were panic-inducing shifts. @jeremygordon.bsky.social had one of those 10 years ago.
*warren zevon voice*
I saw a UPS van making deliveries at 9 PM
I saw a UPS van making deliveries at 9 PM
January 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
*warren zevon voice*
I saw a UPS van making deliveries at 9 PM
I saw a UPS van making deliveries at 9 PM
I like imagining a cop seeing “no cops!” on a punk flyer and going “fuck! Damn! Shit!”
January 6, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I like imagining a cop seeing “no cops!” on a punk flyer and going “fuck! Damn! Shit!”
Is “Madison Beer” her real name or is this a Tila Tequila situation
January 5, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Is “Madison Beer” her real name or is this a Tila Tequila situation
Hate the phrases “curl up with a good book” and “nursing a beer” so much. I have never nursed a beer in my life. It makes it sound like the beer is sucking my titty. The beer does not suck my titty
January 5, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Hate the phrases “curl up with a good book” and “nursing a beer” so much. I have never nursed a beer in my life. It makes it sound like the beer is sucking my titty. The beer does not suck my titty
Wish I had a guy at the show who could fetch me a beer, possibly a trained monkey
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Wish I had a guy at the show who could fetch me a beer, possibly a trained monkey
You’re on Area 51 I’m on area 52 we are not the same
January 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
You’re on Area 51 I’m on area 52 we are not the same
Tune in and listen to me talk about tormenting notable music journalist Evan Minsker in real life
for the final episode of PUNK THIS WEEK in 2025, we gathered some friends of the pod around the podcast table to discuss their respective favorite punk things of the year
podcast: friends of punk this week on the best of 2025
Musicians, writers, and homies gather round the podcast to share their favorite punk things of the year.
see-saw.fun
December 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Tune in and listen to me talk about tormenting notable music journalist Evan Minsker in real life
Do y’all think Obama (I call him Obummer) listens to jay som for real
December 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Do y’all think Obama (I call him Obummer) listens to jay som for real
Lost all sense of time and space while thinking intensely about whether or not “OG Bobby Shmurda” constitutes a joke or just a reference to two things from like 10 years ago
December 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Lost all sense of time and space while thinking intensely about whether or not “OG Bobby Shmurda” constitutes a joke or just a reference to two things from like 10 years ago
Just learned that laraaji’s real name is “Edward” lmfao
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Just learned that laraaji’s real name is “Edward” lmfao
Drinking a twisted tea for the first time
December 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Drinking a twisted tea for the first time
“Bub Carrington” craziest nba name
December 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“Bub Carrington” craziest nba name
Comparison is the thief of joy but also sometimes it makes me feel awesome so really it’s a net neutral
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Comparison is the thief of joy but also sometimes it makes me feel awesome so really it’s a net neutral