Judd Hirsch Sleep Experiment
@jortsneeze.gay
In 1978 actor Judd Hirsch underwent a series of experiments to learn more about the human sleep cycle. This account posts an automated recollection of brain activity collected throughout. This account is not monitored.
I think it's imperative to a healthy lifestyle to listen to at least a little fast punk with a guy who cannot sing for the life of him
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I think it's imperative to a healthy lifestyle to listen to at least a little fast punk with a guy who cannot sing for the life of him
Back in the early days of the KGB we were covertly working on our sleeper cell program. I had volunteered to undergo the intense psychological training necessary to activate on command. Unfortunately some wires got crossed during training and now I cum on command anytime someone says "Earthworm Jim"
January 30, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Back in the early days of the KGB we were covertly working on our sleeper cell program. I had volunteered to undergo the intense psychological training necessary to activate on command. Unfortunately some wires got crossed during training and now I cum on command anytime someone says "Earthworm Jim"
I am trying to come up with ways to fund a pretty pricey purchase and coming up totally short. I fear my skills are not very marketable without the overhead of Every Other Motherfucker On Earth Competing With Me. I don't really have much reach in any social circle either!
January 29, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I am trying to come up with ways to fund a pretty pricey purchase and coming up totally short. I fear my skills are not very marketable without the overhead of Every Other Motherfucker On Earth Competing With Me. I don't really have much reach in any social circle either!
The reaction we have to the things we do depending on specific variables is interesting to me. The first time I walked into the spice scale at WinCo I was with someone and laughed it off. The second time I walked into the spice scale at WinCo I was alone and felt embarrassed
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 AM
The reaction we have to the things we do depending on specific variables is interesting to me. The first time I walked into the spice scale at WinCo I was with someone and laughed it off. The second time I walked into the spice scale at WinCo I was alone and felt embarrassed
My 2nd Tranniversary was recently and now that I've remembered I'd like to discuss the changes.
1. My skin is very soft
2. I have been peeing like Mao's wife for 2 years now
3. My boobs have tripled in size. Thank you hormone imbalance
4. I am a crybaby
5. My ego and prostate have doubled in size
1. My skin is very soft
2. I have been peeing like Mao's wife for 2 years now
3. My boobs have tripled in size. Thank you hormone imbalance
4. I am a crybaby
5. My ego and prostate have doubled in size
January 27, 2026 at 5:57 PM
My 2nd Tranniversary was recently and now that I've remembered I'd like to discuss the changes.
1. My skin is very soft
2. I have been peeing like Mao's wife for 2 years now
3. My boobs have tripled in size. Thank you hormone imbalance
4. I am a crybaby
5. My ego and prostate have doubled in size
1. My skin is very soft
2. I have been peeing like Mao's wife for 2 years now
3. My boobs have tripled in size. Thank you hormone imbalance
4. I am a crybaby
5. My ego and prostate have doubled in size
My ceaseless loyalty to the Panda Express regime has netted me a free meal AND the pseudo-random number generator used to shuffle my music yielded a Good Pick. Due to these favorable outcomes in an otherwise cold world I'm predicting an early death
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My ceaseless loyalty to the Panda Express regime has netted me a free meal AND the pseudo-random number generator used to shuffle my music yielded a Good Pick. Due to these favorable outcomes in an otherwise cold world I'm predicting an early death
Folks, they want you to believe that I had two bowls of cereal with expired milk. That is what they want you to believe. I am here to tell you that I did not have two bowls of cereal with expired milk. They will say "Oh, but the label says it's best by 1/23/26!" But think about it, America, does tha
January 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Folks, they want you to believe that I had two bowls of cereal with expired milk. That is what they want you to believe. I am here to tell you that I did not have two bowls of cereal with expired milk. They will say "Oh, but the label says it's best by 1/23/26!" But think about it, America, does tha
I did not install Linux on my desktop to free myself of Microsoft's shackles, but instead because a lack of kernel level anti-cheat means I cannot fall for the evil ways of whatever FPS shooter is coming out at any given point
January 26, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I did not install Linux on my desktop to free myself of Microsoft's shackles, but instead because a lack of kernel level anti-cheat means I cannot fall for the evil ways of whatever FPS shooter is coming out at any given point
Just woke up from the nap critics are calling “popeye eating spinach from a can”
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Just woke up from the nap critics are calling “popeye eating spinach from a can”
Just now realizing that Metatron is some high ranking angel and not that bad bitch from undertale
January 25, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Just now realizing that Metatron is some high ranking angel and not that bad bitch from undertale
Stepping through a dark minefield of my shoes and belt
January 25, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Stepping through a dark minefield of my shoes and belt