They Might Be Jordan
@jordumb.bsky.social
Former child.
Current adult.
Future dead-person.
Sketch-comedy doer.
host of Everything's Fine Tonight LIVE! (The talk show everyone's talking about!)
Performing semi-regularly in Seattle
Deets/tix:
finetonightlive.com
Go Mariners!
Current adult.
Future dead-person.
Sketch-comedy doer.
host of Everything's Fine Tonight LIVE! (The talk show everyone's talking about!)
Performing semi-regularly in Seattle
Deets/tix:
finetonightlive.com
Go Mariners!
Pinned
As a comedy-guy, I'm always seeking that involuntary mans laughter
Wow. The Chair Company was a trip.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Wow. The Chair Company was a trip.
Ernest Goes To End Zone (2025)
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Ernest Goes To End Zone (2025)
From sadness to radness in this Seahawks game today!
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
From sadness to radness in this Seahawks game today!
The other night, my son told me that Naruto would, quote "whip my ass, cause I'm a weak-ass unc".
I sent my son to his room immediately, and I have been weeping for days.
I sent my son to his room immediately, and I have been weeping for days.
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The other night, my son told me that Naruto would, quote "whip my ass, cause I'm a weak-ass unc".
I sent my son to his room immediately, and I have been weeping for days.
I sent my son to his room immediately, and I have been weeping for days.
Thought it was Sunday, all damn day!
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Thought it was Sunday, all damn day!
They Might Be Giants - I Am Alone (official video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Woops... I screwed up again...
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Woops... I screwed up again...
Deep-diving into The Shins again 20 years later has been pretty mind-opening. Lyrically pretty wild stuff! I think this song is about communism?
youtu.be/K-P15e6NvtU
youtu.be/K-P15e6NvtU
The Shins - So Says I [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Remastered)
YouTube video by Sub Pop
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Deep-diving into The Shins again 20 years later has been pretty mind-opening. Lyrically pretty wild stuff! I think this song is about communism?
youtu.be/K-P15e6NvtU
youtu.be/K-P15e6NvtU
Sneaking away to the bathroom to fart
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Sneaking away to the bathroom to fart
Young Pilgrims (2023 Remaster)
YouTube video by The Shins - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I am never awake early enough on thanksgiving to watch the parade or dog show or anything.
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I am never awake early enough on thanksgiving to watch the parade or dog show or anything.
The cycle begins anew
Casey Lawrence has signed a new minor-league deal with the Mariners, reports Aram Leighton of Just Baseball Media. x.com/AramLeighton...
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The cycle begins anew
Nick Wiger is insane
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Nick Wiger is insane
Incredible website andrewlloydwebsite.neocities.org
ANDREW LLOYD WEBSITE
andrewlloydwebsite.neocities.org
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Incredible website andrewlloydwebsite.neocities.org
Back when I was in an improv group the size of The Polyphonic Spree
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Back when I was in an improv group the size of The Polyphonic Spree
I endeavor to ONLY talk politics at the dinner table tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I endeavor to ONLY talk politics at the dinner table tomorrow
I wish I could pay my respects to Mr. G Amato right now, but alas... the website is as dead as he is :(
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I wish I could pay my respects to Mr. G Amato right now, but alas... the website is as dead as he is :(
Even though the world is a dumb place, I like existing.
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Even though the world is a dumb place, I like existing.
I am taking a swing at making a pie for thanksgiving this year. Going with a 7-up pie (cause it seems incredibly easy and potentially tasty). Doing a test-run, and got on in the oven. It's a holiday 7-up w/ cranberry, situation. If it goes well, I'll potentially do another one + a cherry sprite pie.
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I am taking a swing at making a pie for thanksgiving this year. Going with a 7-up pie (cause it seems incredibly easy and potentially tasty). Doing a test-run, and got on in the oven. It's a holiday 7-up w/ cranberry, situation. If it goes well, I'll potentially do another one + a cherry sprite pie.
Just randomly noticed the Mariners have a SCHEDULED double-header next year. I don't think I've seen this before.
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Just randomly noticed the Mariners have a SCHEDULED double-header next year. I don't think I've seen this before.
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Blow Daddy!
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Blow Daddy!
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Blow Daddy!
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot Suit Riot (riot!)
A-pull a comb through your coal-black hair
Blow Daddy!
Last night was awesome. I got a make-over, to make me look more like the ultimate-hubby (Jared Leto) from hosts of Shlubby to Hubby Margot and Margi, and then I THOUGHT we booked the one the only, Ken Bone. But we accidentally booked 2 rival Ken Bone impersonators...
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Last night was awesome. I got a make-over, to make me look more like the ultimate-hubby (Jared Leto) from hosts of Shlubby to Hubby Margot and Margi, and then I THOUGHT we booked the one the only, Ken Bone. But we accidentally booked 2 rival Ken Bone impersonators...
50 or so people came out tonight! Crushed it
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 AM
50 or so people came out tonight! Crushed it
Ready to bring the laughs 2nite
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ready to bring the laughs 2nite