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jordan 🍖💧
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i love frogs and girls' generation

https://jordanmallory.itch.io/instrument
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fellowship starts and gandalf rolls up shooting fireworks out the back of this
an old photograph of a gigantic monster truck, which is in mid-air while performing a sick jump. the truck's yellow body has "WIZARD" written on it in bright red block serif font, with gigantic black quotation marks around it.
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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on wed a lone gunman fired on two national guard members on patrol in DC, one died in the hospital and the other is in critical condition. the shooter is an afghan soldier recruited by the CIA for one of its 'zero units'. from wapo:
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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"You Saved" is so funny. here's how much more we normally pretend this costs
a screenshot of an order summary from the domino's website. the total is $22.71 and right beneath that it says "You Saved $21.00", meaning that without coupons this order would have been twice as much.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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it should be a good stream
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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in the first issue of spider-man they repeatedly refer to him as both "peter parker" and "peter palmer" and at one point he uses his spider-sense to geolocate a flying helicopter
two panels from the amazing spider-man #1, 1963. the left panel shows spider-man on a rooftop at night, thinking to himself: "But who could have--? Wait! That helicopter! The pilot is the one the police really want!" The right panel zooms in on spider-man's face and continues his train of thought: "If he hasn't flown too far, I can use my spider's senses to 'tune in' on the ship ... get its location! Got im! He's out towards the waterfront! I've got to stop him!"
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Stanley could sell his new guitar for a life-changing amount of money, but can he survive the nightmare it has to show him first? jordanmallory.itch.io/instrument
a book cover i made for my short story, which shows a red cluster of stars and gas floating in space behind the zoomed-in sillouhette of an electric guitar. tall thin lettering in the top left reads "INSTRUMENT," and below that, "a short story by jordan mallory"
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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insane paragraph
a screenshot of a paragraph in an NBC News article. It reads: At a press briefing Thursday afternoon at the White House, press secretary Karoline Leavitt said "no" when asked if Trump wants to execute members of Congress.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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remember this
the thumbnail for the music video for Paul McCartney's "Hope for the Future," which was written for the original Destiny soundtrack. It shows a transparent McCartney in a dark robe of some kind, superimposed in front of the Last City like a Star Wars force ghost
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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found my Control screenshots folder
a screenshot of the game Control showing a doorway on the other side of a stone bridge, viewed through a similar doorway on the POV's side of the bridge. The framing of the shot makes the bridge look like a pyramid with the far-off door at its peak. a screenshot of the game Control showing the area "Clocks," where hundreds of clocks are piled up in a disused corner. a screenshot of the game Control showing a briefing room at the Federal Bureau of Control. very bright overhead lights and a running film projector cast heavy shadows from several rows of folding chairs. a screenshot of the game Control showing a POV shot looking down a hallway that has been twisted into a spiral. the hallway is made from concrete and there is misc office junk floating in a beam of light originating from the far end.
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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happy bappy mary!!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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today i received a second letter saying that actually it's gonna be $682.10/month lol
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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the meme where tuxedo mask says "my job here is done" and sailor moon responds "but you didn't do anything"
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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charlie brown falls backwards after failing to kick the football that lucy pulled away at the last moment
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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i'm sure someone else has pointed this out already but Gabriela by KATSEYE and Jolene are the same song
[Pre-Chorus: Lara & Sophia] Like, ooh You got everybody's eyes undressing you And I see it too Yeah, ooh You could have anyone else you wanted to I'm beggin' you [Chorus: Yoonchae, Manon, Lara & Daniela] Hands off, Gabriela, Gabriela Hands off, Gabriela-la-la Back off of my fella, Gabriela Back off, Gabriela-la-la 'Cause, ooh You could have anyone else you wanted to I'm beggin' you (Hey) Hands off, Gabriela, Gabriela Hands off, Gabriela-la-la, la-la-la-la [Verse 2: Megan & Yoonchae] Skin amaretto I bet you taste just like the summer Under the covers (Hey) Me in the middle Overprotective of my lover You make me wonder [Verse 2] He talks about you in his sleep And there's nothin' I can do to keep From cryin' when he calls your name, Jolene And I can easily understand How you could easily take my man But you don't know what he means to me, Jolene [Chorus] Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I'm begging of you, please don't take my man Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Please don't take him just because you can [Verse 3] You could have your choice of men But I could never love again He's the only one for me, Jolene I had to have this talk with you My happiness depends on you And whatever you decide to do, Jolene [Chorus] Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene I'm begging of you, please don't take my man Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Please don't take him even though you can Jolene, Jolene
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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these are the same problem
a screenshot of the front page of the washington post, with two headline articles shown, one on top of the other. the two headlines are: "Judge orders Trump administration to release full SNAP benefits by Friday" and "Elon Musk wins $1 trillion pay package tying him to Tesla for a decade"
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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this is what i'm fucking talking about
a screenshot of power wash simulator 2 showing a comically disgusting bathroom waiting to be power-washed
November 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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love the new mon hun wilds update
a screenshot showing that monster hunter wilds has crashed. the capcom crash report tool is gathering information
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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me too me too
my entry in the "10 games to get to know me" meme that's going around. the ten games i've listed are Jumping Flash 2, Pokemon Blue, Klonoa: Door to Phantomile, Jet Grind Radio, Mega Man Legends, Sonic Adventure, Otogi: Myth of Demons, Silent Hill 2: Restless Dreams, Soul Calibur 2, and Guilty Gear XX #Reload
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM