jordan
@jordantyranny.bsky.social
5'3 / pretty messy / does not modulate voice / satisfactory appearance 🦕💖🦖
you must be over 18 to view this image!!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
you must be over 18 to view this image!!!
time is very strange!!
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
time is very strange!!
i think she got exactly what she wanted!
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
i think she got exactly what she wanted!
this is so beautiful!!!
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
this is so beautiful!!!
awwww what a cutie!
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
awwww what a cutie!
therizinosaurus transition timeline!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
therizinosaurus transition timeline!!
we used to be a planet!! A REAL PLANET!!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
we used to be a planet!! A REAL PLANET!!!
"They became something like a feathered ground sloth despite starting from a raptor-adjacent ancestor.
Evolution does not “design”—it repurposes.
So Therizinosaurus is what happens when a predator lineage mutates toward herbivory but keeps the ancestral arms, exaggerating them into bizarre tools."
Evolution does not “design”—it repurposes.
So Therizinosaurus is what happens when a predator lineage mutates toward herbivory but keeps the ancestral arms, exaggerating them into bizarre tools."
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"They became something like a feathered ground sloth despite starting from a raptor-adjacent ancestor.
Evolution does not “design”—it repurposes.
So Therizinosaurus is what happens when a predator lineage mutates toward herbivory but keeps the ancestral arms, exaggerating them into bizarre tools."
Evolution does not “design”—it repurposes.
So Therizinosaurus is what happens when a predator lineage mutates toward herbivory but keeps the ancestral arms, exaggerating them into bizarre tools."
Therizinosaurs are theropods that switched to herbivory.
Theropods were the two-legged carnivore group that eventually produced:
-Tyrannosaurs
-Raptors
-Birds
But this one branch evolved:
-long claws
-plant-processing teeth
-huge guts
-slow metabolism
-feathers for display/insulation
Theropods were the two-legged carnivore group that eventually produced:
-Tyrannosaurs
-Raptors
-Birds
But this one branch evolved:
-long claws
-plant-processing teeth
-huge guts
-slow metabolism
-feathers for display/insulation
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Therizinosaurs are theropods that switched to herbivory.
Theropods were the two-legged carnivore group that eventually produced:
-Tyrannosaurs
-Raptors
-Birds
But this one branch evolved:
-long claws
-plant-processing teeth
-huge guts
-slow metabolism
-feathers for display/insulation
Theropods were the two-legged carnivore group that eventually produced:
-Tyrannosaurs
-Raptors
-Birds
But this one branch evolved:
-long claws
-plant-processing teeth
-huge guts
-slow metabolism
-feathers for display/insulation
those were the days!
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
those were the days!
they loook BEAUTIFUL
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
they loook BEAUTIFUL
waddle waddle snood snood
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
waddle waddle snood snood
in the cretaceous period, turkey carves up you!
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
in the cretaceous period, turkey carves up you!
THERIZGIVING FOR EVERYONE!
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
THERIZGIVING FOR EVERYONE!
the funniest part is the specificity of the pierogi anecdote
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the funniest part is the specificity of the pierogi anecdote
i accept your offer, i will be lifted up to be tomorrow's artist...
fine! but i never wanted it!! I NEVER WANTED IT!!!
fine! but i never wanted it!! I NEVER WANTED IT!!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
i accept your offer, i will be lifted up to be tomorrow's artist...
fine! but i never wanted it!! I NEVER WANTED IT!!!
fine! but i never wanted it!! I NEVER WANTED IT!!!
i love reposting this cause AI sucks
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i love reposting this cause AI sucks