Jordan Shiveley (Dread Singles)
@jordanshiveley.bsky.social
Jordan Shiveley • writes fictions/games • words in Uncanny, Nightmare Magazine, Neon Hemlock, Best Horror of the Year vol. 15 • Unbound survivor • designs • Voidmerch owner• He/They • Queer ( used to be @hottestsingles ) MPLS
how is Brad Dourif not constantly feted and daily rhapsodized over for his role in this
The scene where he’s praying holy shit
The scene where he’s praying holy shit
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
how is Brad Dourif not constantly feted and daily rhapsodized over for his role in this
The scene where he’s praying holy shit
The scene where he’s praying holy shit
Were they from Missouri because for some reason they were always playing at bars in Springfield when I lived there
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Were they from Missouri because for some reason they were always playing at bars in Springfield when I lived there
Oh I’m all for huge mustaches I just mean that cartoon video
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Oh I’m all for huge mustaches I just mean that cartoon video
I mean yes but not like that
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I mean yes but not like that
Brad Dourif doesn’t k ow how to do a bad role I was so stoked they actually had him in the flesh for the finale of the chucky show
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Brad Dourif doesn’t k ow how to do a bad role I was so stoked they actually had him in the flesh for the finale of the chucky show
This show makes me so nervous that they’re going to murder my favorite characters
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
This show makes me so nervous that they’re going to murder my favorite characters
I was just trying to make jokes like the cool guys
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I was just trying to make jokes like the cool guys
oh no oh geez oh cheese and rice fellas I’m sorry
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
oh no oh geez oh cheese and rice fellas I’m sorry
listen you moddly curried cocksucking flobotomist
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
listen you moddly curried cocksucking flobotomist
I do not have the constitution for making jokes like this I’m sitting here like “what if people don’t get it’s from the show what if they think your a meanie” 🤪
November 15, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I do not have the constitution for making jokes like this I’m sitting here like “what if people don’t get it’s from the show what if they think your a meanie” 🤪
it’s like they had a quota they had to hit for the word
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
it’s like they had a quota they had to hit for the word
okay maybe a crossbow bolt would be hotter and one of those forehead asymmetrical bandages….hmmm maybe I need to go and be a hermit or something
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
okay maybe a crossbow bolt would be hotter and one of those forehead asymmetrical bandages….hmmm maybe I need to go and be a hermit or something
only thing hotter would be if he had a musket wound in his shoulder and I had to put a poultice on it….i mean….umm
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
only thing hotter would be if he had a musket wound in his shoulder and I had to put a poultice on it….i mean….umm
what’s wrong with me that this is the hottest a man has ever been
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
what’s wrong with me that this is the hottest a man has ever been
not to mention my boy Brad Dourif
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
not to mention my boy Brad Dourif
whatever you no good cocksucker
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
whatever you no good cocksucker
My next novella is a western on mars (GAY DEMON GUNSLINGERS OF MARS) so this will be good vibe research
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My next novella is a western on mars (GAY DEMON GUNSLINGERS OF MARS) so this will be good vibe research
I have a regrettably ornery streak where if too many people insist I have to watch something I might never watch it 😒
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I have a regrettably ornery streak where if too many people insist I have to watch something I might never watch it 😒
Yeah yeah late to the party I know 🤓 I always knew it was good just never got around to it
love how dense the scenes are dressed and extra’d
love how dense the scenes are dressed and extra’d
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Yeah yeah late to the party I know 🤓 I always knew it was good just never got around to it
love how dense the scenes are dressed and extra’d
love how dense the scenes are dressed and extra’d
“Jordan all I said was I thought Indian runner ducks were cute”
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
“Jordan all I said was I thought Indian runner ducks were cute”
Malliard school of duck arts
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Malliard school of duck arts
sure am glad climate change isn’t real. whew
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
sure am glad climate change isn’t real. whew