Jordan Orelli
jordan.orel.li
Jordan Orelli
@jordan.orel.li
platform engineer at Whatnot, game design MFA from DePaul
https://orel.li/
their embed could use a little work; gin the spirit is great, Gin the http library for Go is terrible
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
huh a green cross means something totally different to me
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
a number of open source projects have been inundated with poor quality PRs and bug reports that are AI generated and have had to change or lock down their contributor policies as a result.

e.g. curl daniel.haxx.se/blog/2025/07...
Death by a thousand slops
I have previously blogged about the relatively new trend of AI slop in vulnerability reports submitted to curl and how it hurts and exhausts us. This trend does not seem to slow down. On the contrary,...
daniel.haxx.se
December 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I saw one of those in Andersonville and immediately thought "oh these are the things that Seth Rogan hates in Platonic, I get it now"
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I would guess Chicagoans can widely name a third since everyone has done the architecture boat tour and Chicago has many architecturally significant buildings, but my third was Bertrand Goldberg and my wife’s was Louis Sullivan
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
too much juice always feels to me like misdirection used to mask the absence of grace; like a stinky guy putting on axe body spray instead of taking a shower
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I think in this one, I started to notice it when the Swiss army knife has two scissors at 3:22, and found it very distracting from that point forward; I kept wondering if I had to check the author's work or not.
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I think it depends a lot on the specific examples. Your examples I probably wouldn't even think about, but the more its used the more tiring it gets. Here's a concrete example from recent memory of a talk where I found it really obscuring the content. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fGB...
The worst programming language of all time
YouTube video by Lazo Velko
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
In a pre-AI internet you plausibly believe that a photo found on google images depicts a thing that actually happened (a reality), whereas AI output is not a thing that has ever happened; it is a fabrication, a non-reality. What other non-realities is the speaker presenting as reality?
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
ten years ago five of those things would have found a way to involve bacon. bacon salt, bacon scented soap in the shape of bacon, bacon advent calendar, alligator bacon, bacon flavored bullets, bacon truck nuts
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
so many sci-fi stories are “robot wishes to pass as human” or “human finds out they were a robot all along” and not enough “human wishes to pass as robot” or “robot finds out late in life they were actually human the whole time”
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
as a programmer I do not accept tools that harm non-programmers just because they might be useful for me. That’s textbook sociopathic behavior, the type of thing that becomes normalized when programmers only talk to other programmers. It’s like saying “but asbestos is a good insulator”.
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM