J. Smith
@jooltman.bsky.social
Professional Citizen. Adores Poetry/Bikes/Textiles.
Read this headline…(1/2)
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Read this headline…(1/2)
Hmmm, my map looks different. Maybe this is all the fault of EPA disintegration?
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Hmmm, my map looks different. Maybe this is all the fault of EPA disintegration?
New Flatbush billboard drop: Ignore Cops Become Mischief. (Pleasingly, half a block away from the 78th Precinct.)
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
New Flatbush billboard drop: Ignore Cops Become Mischief. (Pleasingly, half a block away from the 78th Precinct.)
Can anyone explain to me how Anything #COP30 can be considered a “win” in the context of the sad face emoji line item? (And might this devastating failure being summed up by cute emoji be part of the problem?) (Via @bloomberg.com)
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Can anyone explain to me how Anything #COP30 can be considered a “win” in the context of the sad face emoji line item? (And might this devastating failure being summed up by cute emoji be part of the problem?) (Via @bloomberg.com)
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May queen
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
It's just a spring clean for the May queen
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May queen
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
It's just a spring clean for the May queen
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
It is rush hour. This is the middle of NYC. This works for exactly nobody. @ridersalliance.org @nyctbus.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It is rush hour. This is the middle of NYC. This works for exactly nobody. @ridersalliance.org @nyctbus.bsky.social
Eric Adams, your rats are returning as you are out globally gallivanting. @nyctsubway.bsky.social this bold one at Grand Army in the middle of the day!
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Eric Adams, your rats are returning as you are out globally gallivanting. @nyctsubway.bsky.social this bold one at Grand Army in the middle of the day!
Ug, so sad to see all these perfectly good bagels trashed by Bagel Market instead of donated to local soup kitchens, @cityharvestnyc.bsky.social @godslovenyc.bsky.social or anyone else serving hungry New Yorkers.
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Ug, so sad to see all these perfectly good bagels trashed by Bagel Market instead of donated to local soup kitchens, @cityharvestnyc.bsky.social @godslovenyc.bsky.social or anyone else serving hungry New Yorkers.
Okay, this is better, thank you:
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Okay, this is better, thank you:
Or one might instead say she won’t be doing her f*cking job. But sure, call it a “lighter-touch.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/b...
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Or one might instead say she won’t be doing her f*cking job. But sure, call it a “lighter-touch.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/b...
GOP priorities: “The number of hours agents spent on child exploitation cases likely decreased even further over the summer and fall, as D.H.S. increased its focus on immigration enforcement during that period…” In other words, worse than this chart!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/16/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/16/u...
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
GOP priorities: “The number of hours agents spent on child exploitation cases likely decreased even further over the summer and fall, as D.H.S. increased its focus on immigration enforcement during that period…” In other words, worse than this chart!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/16/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/16/u...
Embarrassing for @usclimate.bsky.social! They should unseat this founding member.
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Embarrassing for @usclimate.bsky.social! They should unseat this founding member.
Ultimate Indigenous revenge on all the #COP30 travesties unfolding would be if these huge tribal tattoos turned out to be permanent ink.
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Ultimate Indigenous revenge on all the #COP30 travesties unfolding would be if these huge tribal tattoos turned out to be permanent ink.
Trained citizen pruner; I’m not going to waste my time filing inaccurate @nyc311.bsky.social. Why does @nycparks.bsky.social ignore every hazard I submit? Look at the size of branches around the neighborhood that fall! @cmshahanahanif.bsky.social @voteshekar.bsky.social @treesnewyork.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Trained citizen pruner; I’m not going to waste my time filing inaccurate @nyc311.bsky.social. Why does @nycparks.bsky.social ignore every hazard I submit? Look at the size of branches around the neighborhood that fall! @cmshahanahanif.bsky.social @voteshekar.bsky.social @treesnewyork.bsky.social
Why, @nycparks.bsky.social? Heavy gauge plastic bags for leaf litter makes ZERO sense. Been asking for paper for decades. @beyondplastics.bsky.social @voteshekar.bsky.social @ny4p.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Why, @nycparks.bsky.social? Heavy gauge plastic bags for leaf litter makes ZERO sense. Been asking for paper for decades. @beyondplastics.bsky.social @voteshekar.bsky.social @ny4p.bsky.social
So little enforcement of basic traffic laws that even the bagel delivery guy in Park Slope is a certified psychopath behind the wheel. @agounardes.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
So little enforcement of basic traffic laws that even the bagel delivery guy in Park Slope is a certified psychopath behind the wheel. @agounardes.bsky.social
Cold morning reminder: Brooklyn, help keep neighbors warm this winter via this coat, hat, scarf, and glove drive. Drop off @emilyassembly.bsky.social @cmrestler.bsky.social offices or 131 Remsen thru 11/21.
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Cold morning reminder: Brooklyn, help keep neighbors warm this winter via this coat, hat, scarf, and glove drive. Drop off @emilyassembly.bsky.social @cmrestler.bsky.social offices or 131 Remsen thru 11/21.
It was right after we lost Roe and I was pissed. This was the least of what I was thinking!
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It was right after we lost Roe and I was pissed. This was the least of what I was thinking!
It’s going to be freezing AND hellishly hot tonight in NYC according to our ever-sloppy @nycemergencymgt.bsky.social. Attention to detail seems like an essential skill for this department?!
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It’s going to be freezing AND hellishly hot tonight in NYC according to our ever-sloppy @nycemergencymgt.bsky.social. Attention to detail seems like an essential skill for this department?!
Golden hour particularly golden (if annoyingly early!)
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Golden hour particularly golden (if annoyingly early!)
Yes, all they seem to care about is clinging to personal power.
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Yes, all they seem to care about is clinging to personal power.
Truth in advertising: This Park Slope #openstreets looks just like the signage! It’s a tiny delight right in the middle of the neighborhood, no special programming necessary.
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Truth in advertising: This Park Slope #openstreets looks just like the signage! It’s a tiny delight right in the middle of the neighborhood, no special programming necessary.
Next to each in my timeline: Masked men storming a daycare. Masked men stealing a toddler. Who can make it stop?
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Next to each in my timeline: Masked men storming a daycare. Masked men stealing a toddler. Who can make it stop?
@citibikenyc.bsky.social liberated bike E. 15th just west of Union Square.
November 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
@citibikenyc.bsky.social liberated bike E. 15th just west of Union Square.