Jon 🐘 🧛🏻🎤🎭
@jonvertuno.bsky.social
NYC based movie, theater, drag, music, and book lover. Tend to voice only the most extreme feelings towards certain artists/genres!
Mostly here to look at cats and cute man butts and sometimes make a snarky remark.
Mostly here to look at cats and cute man butts and sometimes make a snarky remark.
BRING BACK SHAME
a woman in a hijab says shame in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a woman in a hijab says shame in front of a crowd of people
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February 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
BRING BACK SHAME
I hope you got it … for like sociological and scientific purposes.
February 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I hope you got it … for like sociological and scientific purposes.
Not aged! Matured…like a fine wine!
February 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Not aged! Matured…like a fine wine!
Ooh. Can we go together?! I’ve “built” bookshelves into my room and there’s not really any shelf space left but I want more anyway lolol
a woman in a blue dress is reaching for a book on a ladder
ALT: a woman in a blue dress is reaching for a book on a ladder
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February 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Ooh. Can we go together?! I’ve “built” bookshelves into my room and there’s not really any shelf space left but I want more anyway lolol
Again?! They’re thrusting him upon us again?! (Phrasing!!)
a drag queen with a very large hat on her head is standing on a stage .
ALT: a drag queen with a very large hat on her head is standing on a stage .
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January 23, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Again?! They’re thrusting him upon us again?! (Phrasing!!)
I mean…”Hammer Horror” is RIGHT THERE! If we wanted to stay on the same album you have “Cloudbusting”, “Under Ice”, “Waking the Witch”, and “Jig of Life” that all could be fun thematically.
January 10, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I mean…”Hammer Horror” is RIGHT THERE! If we wanted to stay on the same album you have “Cloudbusting”, “Under Ice”, “Waking the Witch”, and “Jig of Life” that all could be fun thematically.
He’ll, you want a letter of deep concern? I’ll send a strongly worded letter myself:
January 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
He’ll, you want a letter of deep concern? I’ll send a strongly worded letter myself:
What’s really troubling is he’s a New Yorker…we also have the ability to talk shit at nearly the same level as a Masshole…but this man is ineffective with an insufficient vocabulary and lacking any kind of spine. Bring back bullying and antagonize this geriatric waste of breath into retiring
January 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
What’s really troubling is he’s a New Yorker…we also have the ability to talk shit at nearly the same level as a Masshole…but this man is ineffective with an insufficient vocabulary and lacking any kind of spine. Bring back bullying and antagonize this geriatric waste of breath into retiring
Yasss Angela Bettis representation!!!! And my girl Linzi!!!!
January 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Yasss Angela Bettis representation!!!! And my girl Linzi!!!!
Can’t find a gif of the moment but I read this and instantly broke into a saxophone solo to rip open my shirt that says “I’m with stupid” and then climb a ladder to belt a high note to end the song (pic from sane show will just have to suffice!)
January 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Can’t find a gif of the moment but I read this and instantly broke into a saxophone solo to rip open my shirt that says “I’m with stupid” and then climb a ladder to belt a high note to end the song (pic from sane show will just have to suffice!)
Who doesn’t love a little camp?
a woman with a surprised look on her face says " umm yes please "
ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face says " umm yes please "
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December 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Who doesn’t love a little camp?
I’ve never heard of this…just looked it up…looks pulpy and trashy AND there’s a sequel. I may read just for shits and giggles lol.
December 26, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I’ve never heard of this…just looked it up…looks pulpy and trashy AND there’s a sequel. I may read just for shits and giggles lol.
This is an appropriate exception. Cause I still haven’t found another version better than these two adaptations.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a fairy costume in front of a brick wall .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a fairy costume in front of a brick wall .
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December 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is an appropriate exception. Cause I still haven’t found another version better than these two adaptations.