Jonti
@jontif.bsky.social
https://www.flickr.com/photos/jonfphoto/
Trying to be sensible but failing happily.
Just here to play away from the real world.
Trying to be sensible but failing happily.
Just here to play away from the real world.
Just had a nosebleed in the shower. It was like something out of The Shining
January 19, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Just had a nosebleed in the shower. It was like something out of The Shining
January 16, 2026 at 10:46 AM
When you decide not to clean up after your dogs at night, then it snows and now you’re walking around your garden like it’s a minefield. You know they are there, you just don’t know where. 💩
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
When you decide not to clean up after your dogs at night, then it snows and now you’re walking around your garden like it’s a minefield. You know they are there, you just don’t know where. 💩
View from the upstairs window this morning
January 3, 2026 at 11:18 AM
View from the upstairs window this morning
Considering a new career as a hermit for 2026
December 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Considering a new career as a hermit for 2026
Happy Christmas from Nellie & Bonnie
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Happy Christmas from Nellie & Bonnie
When cleaning, you must always follow the instructions on the product.
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
When cleaning, you must always follow the instructions on the product.
The finest quartet to grace these shores.
December 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The finest quartet to grace these shores.
People who send you glitter covered Christmas cards don’t actually like you.
December 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
People who send you glitter covered Christmas cards don’t actually like you.
@elliehunterxo.bsky.social saw these today & thought of you. More proof that you’re in the wrong country 😉
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
@elliehunterxo.bsky.social saw these today & thought of you. More proof that you’re in the wrong country 😉
Connected up my old stereo today. Popped in 3 CD’s. Elastica, Inspiral Carpets & The Cure. Unfortunately CD player was being a twat, jumping all over the place. I now want to listen to those albums more than ever but have no means of playing them. ☹️
December 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Connected up my old stereo today. Popped in 3 CD’s. Elastica, Inspiral Carpets & The Cure. Unfortunately CD player was being a twat, jumping all over the place. I now want to listen to those albums more than ever but have no means of playing them. ☹️
I’m on annual leave but I’m at work. Can somebody bring me a pint of Guinness?
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December 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I’m on annual leave but I’m at work. Can somebody bring me a pint of Guinness?
Just received a job alert for a photographer. Not sure why as the photographer I require the following qualifications:
“Qualifications for this role include a 34-inch chest, a height between 5'8" to 5'9", a waist measurement of 27-28 inches, and hips measuring 37 inches”
“Qualifications for this role include a 34-inch chest, a height between 5'8" to 5'9", a waist measurement of 27-28 inches, and hips measuring 37 inches”
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Just received a job alert for a photographer. Not sure why as the photographer I require the following qualifications:
“Qualifications for this role include a 34-inch chest, a height between 5'8" to 5'9", a waist measurement of 27-28 inches, and hips measuring 37 inches”
“Qualifications for this role include a 34-inch chest, a height between 5'8" to 5'9", a waist measurement of 27-28 inches, and hips measuring 37 inches”
Big spring tide tonight and the waves hitting the sea wall are shaking the house
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Big spring tide tonight and the waves hitting the sea wall are shaking the house
@elliehunterxo.bsky.social OK. Did I give it you or did you give it me?
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December 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
@elliehunterxo.bsky.social OK. Did I give it you or did you give it me?
Tis the season to buy shitloads of batteries
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Tis the season to buy shitloads of batteries
@stolenpinapple.bsky.social I saw it and I consider myself blessed.
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
@stolenpinapple.bsky.social I saw it and I consider myself blessed.
It’s that wet rain today
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It’s that wet rain today
Feel like I’m being watched
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Feel like I’m being watched