Jon Michaels
@jonsurgi.bsky.social
Iraq & Afghanistan Veteran. Difficult to get along with.
Josh Barro is the Kid Rock of Maggie Habermans.
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Josh Barro is the Kid Rock of Maggie Habermans.
I can't figure out who is the biggest fake Christian in MAGA: Karoline Leavitt or Mike Johnson
It's a battle for the ages.
It's a battle for the ages.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I can't figure out who is the biggest fake Christian in MAGA: Karoline Leavitt or Mike Johnson
It's a battle for the ages.
It's a battle for the ages.
Elderly Man Who Colors His Eyebrows Yellow Offers Thoughts On Reporter's Appearance
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Elderly Man Who Colors His Eyebrows Yellow Offers Thoughts On Reporter's Appearance
Pretty safe bet that most of Trump 2.0 does.
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Pretty safe bet that most of Trump 2.0 does.
I call Trump Republicans "Suckers & Losers"
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I call Trump Republicans "Suckers & Losers"
The entire sequel trilogy needs to go. By tomorrow afternoon, at the very latest.
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The entire sequel trilogy needs to go. By tomorrow afternoon, at the very latest.
She supports her boyfriend.
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
She supports her boyfriend.
He has to also go after every officer who administers the oath.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
He has to also go after every officer who administers the oath.
Colin Powell and Dick Cheney would be proud.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Colin Powell and Dick Cheney would be proud.
Glad to see Ruben take a minute away from voting to confirm Trump's nominees to make a statement.
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Glad to see Ruben take a minute away from voting to confirm Trump's nominees to make a statement.
Don't let Tom Nichols see this or we'll all be subjected to a 50 post tantrum about why we are all stupid for calling it fascism.
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Don't let Tom Nichols see this or we'll all be subjected to a 50 post tantrum about why we are all stupid for calling it fascism.
I guess you want me to cancel my subscription, right?
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I guess you want me to cancel my subscription, right?
Now he has to pay her his normal $130,000 fee.
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Now he has to pay her his normal $130,000 fee.
Donald Trump is the worst American who ever lived.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Donald Trump is the worst American who ever lived.
"I think she's a nice traitor."
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"I think she's a nice traitor."
Man Who Made The Worst Star Wars Movie Offers Thoughts On Shit.
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Man Who Made The Worst Star Wars Movie Offers Thoughts On Shit.
He got exactly what he voted for then.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
He got exactly what he voted for then.
His own family literally hates him.
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
His own family literally hates him.
They did...in fact...vote for all of those things.
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
They did...in fact...vote for all of those things.
Peter Baker is the Glenn Thrush of Maggie Habermans.
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Peter Baker is the Glenn Thrush of Maggie Habermans.
I'm glad that Dick Cheney lived long enough to see the very GOP monster he helped create devour him too.
A fitting end for a monumental asshole.
A fitting end for a monumental asshole.
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I'm glad that Dick Cheney lived long enough to see the very GOP monster he helped create devour him too.
A fitting end for a monumental asshole.
A fitting end for a monumental asshole.
Spoiler: Dick Cheney knew none of these things.
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Spoiler: Dick Cheney knew none of these things.