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Jon Reed
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📚 Writer and digital content consultant. Former publisher and ex-Twit. Politics geek and podcast addict. Mostly here for #TheArchers.
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Miss Babs: “Mrs O, fetch me a mug of whisky, and some of your finest shortbread the noo – We’re going to open a branch of #AmbridgeAntiques in the Highlands!”
Mrs Overall: “Och, I am pleased!” #TheArchers
Mrs Overall, wearing a tabard as usual, carries a tea tray with a mug on it, plus a bottle of Aberfeldy whisky and a pile of shortbread. There is a Highland glen in the background and she looks very pleased.
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Helen: “I think that might be it, on top of the hill.”
Lilian: “Heavens! Oh, it’s spectacular!”
Tony: “I have a bad feeling about this…” #TheArchers #BranCastle #Dracula
Bran Castle (Dracula’s castle), Transylvania, nestled in wooded hills and illuminated at twilight.
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Lilian: “Justin’s sulking because he has to spend 8 hours in a minibus with the entire cast of #TheArchers. He wanted to take a 10-second scene transition sound effect instead.” #HamishAndDougal
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Miss Babs: “Nice beaver, Mrs O. Now, pop the kettle on and fetch some of your delicious macaroons. We’re going to rewild #AmbridgeAntiques!”
Mrs Overall: “Ooh, I am pleased!” #TheArchers
Mrs Overall, wearing a tabard as usual, carries a tray with a beaver on it. She looks very pleased.
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Phoebe: “Where’s Gran's art installation going to go?”
Rex: “No idea. You’d better ask Miss Babs.” #AmbridgeAntiques #TheArchers
Gainsborough’s Blue Boy, in mauve.
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Ruth: “I’m spying on Leonard. He’s with a Mystery Woman!”
Pip: “It’s probably completely innocent.” #TheArchers #AreYouBeingFarmed
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Jakob: “Can’t you just ask the shop assistant to help you?”
Kate: “No. I think she’s on her phone in the back.” #AmbridgeAntiques #TheArchers
Miss Babs, seated at a desk in Acorn Antiques, speaking on a large onyx telephone. She is saying: “Gainsborough’s Blue Boy? Yes, I think we have it in mauve. I’ll just check…”
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Continuity: “And now it’s time for this week’s visit to #AmbridgeAntiques. And after last week’s exciting cliffhanger, let’s see if they’re any closer to finding that packet of Chocolate Hobnobs in the village shop.” #TheArchers
Susie Blake continuity announces this week’s Ambridge Antiques.
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Miss Babs: “72 baps, Mrs O – you slice, I'll spread.”
Mrs Overall: “Ooh, I am pleased!” #AmbridgeAntiques #VictoriaWood #TheArchers
Mrs Overall, wearing a tabard as usual, carries a tray piled high with white bread rolls. “72 baps, Connie – you slice, I'll spread,” is a classic Victoria Wood line that sums up the British response to death and funerals.
November 9, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Susan: “Tuck your coat behind that angel statue, George, and DON’T BLINK.” #TheArchers #DoctorWho
A weeping angel from Doctor Who, face in hands, is approached by someone wearing a hoodie.
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Tom: “I told Jolene I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith. She said: Oh, really? What’s the name of his other leg?” #TheArchers #MaryPoppins
The scene from Mary Poppins (1964) in which Uncle Albert (Ed Wynn), Jane (Karen Dotrice) and Michael (Matthew Garbe) levitate towards the ceiling, propelled by hysterical laughter at terrible jokes. Bert and Mary Poppins also join them for a tea party in mid air, before switching on The Archers and crashing back down to Earth.
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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Henry: “FFS, Mother. Go to bed. You’re drunk.” #TheArchers #AbsolutelyFabulous
A gif of a drunken return home. On a dark London street, outside Edina’s house, Patsy opens the back door of a taxi cab. Edina falls out, into the gutter. (Not pictured: Eddie’s daughter Saffron, who had been watching the shameful spectacle from the front door, is disgusted, and slams the door shut again.) From Absolutely Fabulous (1992–2012).
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Carly: “Remember posh, rude, entitled, drunken Alice with the very dodgy taste in friends?”
Chris: “Well, she is no longer my friend…”
Carly: “Good thing too!”
Chris: “...she is now my ex-wife.” #TheArchers #FourWeddingsAndAFuneral
The scene from Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994), which goes like this: Charles (Hugh Grant): How's your gorgeous girlfriend? John (Simon Kunz): She's no longer my girlfriend. Charles: Ah, dear. I wouldn't get too gloomy about it. Rumour has it she never stopped bonking Toby de Lisle in case you didn't work out. John: She is now my wife.
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Continuity: “Well it’s 09:15, and if you’ve tuned in expecting #BroadcastingHouse, I have some rather upsetting news for you.” #AmbridgeAntiques #TheArchers
Susie Blake continuity announces this week’s Ambridge Antiques.
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Miss Babs: “Mrs O, put the cauldron on and make some of your delicious pumpkin macaroons – it’s time for the #AmbridgeAntiques Halloween party!”
Mrs Overall: “Oh, I am pleased!” 🎃 #TheArchers
Mrs Overall, wearing a tabard as usual, and, unusually, a witch’s hat, carries a tea tray with a large, carved pumpkin on it. She looks very pleased.
November 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Freddie: “Did Pip tell you she’s been left to run #TheArchers single-handedly? The rest of her family have been kidnapped by a needy woman at Meadow Farm. She sounds a right *****!”
Pip: "Er… Freddie, this is Esme.”
Esme: “The needy woman from Meadow Farm?”
Freddie:
November 2, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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George: “Can I be let loose with a chainsaw now?”
Emma: “No, George. You can barely be let loose with a packet of Twiglets.” #TheArchers
A young man in jeans, white shirt and woollen hat saws through the branch of an oak tree with a manual saw. He is sawing off the branch he’s sitting on, and this is unlikely to end well.
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Tracy: “This is some trophy!”
Lilian: “Isn’t it magnificent?” #TheArchers
A BBC Audio Drama Award. A rectangular glass trophy, held by a seated winner in their left hand, the jeans of their right knee visible through the glass. It has the face of a bearded man etched into the top left corner, looking downwards. The text on the trophy, in the middle, reads: ‘BBC Audio Drama Awards 2025’ in block capitals. The category is etched towards the bottom. It reads: ‘Best Pub Sound Effects’.
November 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Continuity: “And now it’s time for this week’s visit to #AmbridgeAntiques. And after last week’s exciting cliffhanger, let’s see if they’re any further on with booking that caravan holiday in Dingwall.” #TheArchers
Susie Blake continuity announces this week’s Ambridge Antiques.
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Miss Babs: “Mrs O, I’ve just had a letter from Mr Brian. He’s named YOU as the new manager of #AmbridgeAntiques!”
Mrs Overall: “Oh, I am pleased!” #TheArchers
Miss Babs brandishes an official-looking envelope, with Mrs Overall in the background.
October 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Tracy: “Ready to order?”
Oliver: “Two soups, please!” #TheArchers #TwoSoups #VictoriaWood
Julie Walters plays a slow, elderly waitress in Victoria Wood's iconic 'Two Soups' sketch. She takes an order from Celia Imrie and Duncan Preston. It might take a while to arrive.
October 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Brian: “How are things on the farm?”
Adam / Ruiauaiuaridh: “FINE.” 🔥 #TheArchers
The “This is Fine” meme. A cartoon panel from a webcomic called ‘Gunshow’ by KC Green. It depicts a brown dog wearing a brown hat (a character called Question Hound) sitting on a red chair in front of a table with a mug of coffee on it, in an apartment. The apartment is engulfed in flames, with dark smoke hanging just below the ceiling. The dog sits there, wide-eyed, staring off into the distance, and utters the words “THIS IS FINE”.
October 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Adam: “I’m the most qualified to run this f***ing farm!”
Alice: “F*** off! I’m f***ing perfect to run the f***ing farm!”
Ruiauaiuaridh: “F*** off! Dad said it’s my f***ing farm!”
Adam: “WTF is the f***ing **** playing at?” #TheArchers #MitchellAndWebb #SwearyAussieDrama
The characters from ‘Sweary Aussie Drama’, a regular slot on Channel 4 sketch show ‘Mitchell and Webb are Not Helping’ (2025).
October 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Miss Babs: “Mrs O, Mr George has applied for a job selling antiques, as part of our socially aware ex-con rehab programme. Can you tell him where to go?”
Mrs Overall: “Oh, I am pleased!” #AmbridgeAntiques #TheArchers
Mrs Overall, wearing a tabard as usual, carries a tea tray with a mug and a ‘Sorry, No Vacancies’ sign on it. She looks very pleased.
October 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Jolene: “I’ll tell George it’s a ‘No’. And we are unanimous in that.” #TheArchers #AreYouBeingFarmed
Mollie Sugden as Mrs Slocombe in ‘Are You Being Served?’ (1972-1985).
October 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM