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Jonny Schnittger
@jonnyschnittger.bsky.social
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Personal account: appsec/prodsec, builder/developer, and secure coder human. Thoughts are my own! Coder by day, coder by night. He/Him
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Huh... it worked
A cartoon sailor singing about beans on toast
October 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Lol sure
Screenshot of an email pretending to be from Microsoft with no content (blocked images) and the longest email subject ever, that also has a totally not obvious spelling mistake
September 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Gotta be money laundering or something dodgy lol

I do want to know what's on it though
Picture of an eBay listing of a Seagate IronWolf 12TB hard drive priced at 1400 euro
September 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Enjoying the last of the campfire
It's pitch black, and all you can see is campfire burning low
August 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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True until recently, we have roller coasters now, but cam only afford wooden ones

www.emeraldpark.ie/attraction/t...
Wooden roller coaster in Ireland
August 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Deep... no, wait, that's not what I mean!
Deep thoughts with the deep
August 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Great afternoon at the Blessington bake sale to raise funds for Palestinian focused charities. Lots of delicious cakes, biscuits, and treats. Local musicians were out in force, and there were lots of arts and crafts to keep the kids (and some adults!) busy. Starting to wrap up now
August 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Pffft
Verified ID banner for Bluesky.
July 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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I have relocated to lower deck and to the back. It's also calmed down a bit
July 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Just saw this in my local pharmacy, it's is awesome and super important. #HRT
Image of a flyer in an Irish pharmacy promoting the new free HRT program for women with a medical card or DPS card
June 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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All I can think of right now...
March 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Sometimes, it feels like security is a Khaby Lame video... someone is doing something overly complicated and insecure, and you're here pointing out the simple solution...

"You can lead a horse to water, but can't make it drink..." I guess
A picture of TikToker Khaby Lame gesturing to the corner of the image (cropped out)
September 2, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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Out camping, and the moon decided to pop out from behind the clouds... and what a moon it is tonight...
A red harvest (I think) moon above some clouds. There's a ring around the moon, which makes it look like it's on fire. This is slightly zoomed in to center the moon A red harvest (I think) moon above some clouds. There's a ring around the moon, which makes it look like it's on fire
August 17, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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Bought a battery-powered pump to inflate the air tent and mattresses... this is the note that greeted me when I opened the box... lol wtf?
June 3, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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Eldest loves Godzilla/Gojira, currently watching the original 1954 in Japanese + subtitles and they're engrossed... Seriously considering picking up the Showa Era Criterion release... The artwork alone is magnificent

m.imdb.com/title/tt0047...

www.criterion.com/boxsets/2648...
The criterion collection artwork for the Showa Era Godzilla films
April 6, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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Shaku maku in Rathmines are having a Super Club event to help raise funds for pregnant women and families in Gaza on the 24th of April. They still have a few tickets @ €55 available for both sessions (6pm - 8pm and 8pm - 10pm)

It's a great opportunity to support those in need
Shaku maku in Rathmines are having a Super Club event to help raise funds for pregnant women and families in Gaza on the 24th of April Shaku maku in Rathmines are having a Super Club event to help raise funds for pregnant women and families in Gaza on the 24th of April
April 1, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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Proud dad moment... The eldest (9yr) just made his first hot sauce from his own recipe. He roasted some jalapeno and cayenne peppers, baby tomatoes, garlic and some onion. Added apple cider vinegar, lime, some brown sugar, oregano and smoked paprika.
Oliver's first hot sauce (TM )Homemade to his specific flavour pallette.
April 1, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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My sister made sausage pi for the kids...
Three sausages, one long, two short arranged to make the symbol pi. It's a sausage pi
March 31, 2024 at 1:13 PM
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The kids love different types of sausage, so every so often we go to a local polish shop to get different ones. I picked up a few different types of crisps this time (boycotting Doritos atm) and they're delicious. Very different flavours but definitely recommend them. More flavourful than spicy.
A packet of Lorenz Crunchips X-cut crisps (ridged). The flavour is called Chakalaka and is based on an African smokey flavour. A packet of Jaunums Adazu Pikanta Salsa ridged crisps. Onion, chili, peppercorns and herbs are featured on the cover
March 31, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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Just learned that Patrón stopped production of their delicious XO Cafe a few years ago :(

The remaining bottles are going for ridiculous money at the moment, at least double their original sticker price.

Very happy to still some though, fantastic over ice
A photo of a bottle of Patrón XO Cafe tequila
March 9, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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Something a little unusual and not that common anymore... A Japanese phone card (remember those?) that looks like it was part of the marketing for Sneakers in 1992. Front is in english, but back is in Japanese and English

I've never seen one before
Japanese phone card released as part the marketing movie Sneakers in 1992
February 14, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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Best part of the Superbowl is the Deadpool trailer release
Movie poster for Deadpool featuring a two part heart pendant, with one-side representing Deadpool and the other classic comic Wolverine
February 12, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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Post a random weird car picture that's already on your phone with no explanation
Post a random weird car picture that's already on your phone with no explanation
February 11, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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I built a laptop with the 9yr old over the break, upgraded what we could. Went through every component, they drew up diagrams and notes of where and what everything was. They'll be learning to script, code, build Minecraft mods on it... But first, to properly deck it out.

#ProudDad #HackThePlanet
A bunch of stickers for a 9yr olds first laptop to learn how to code on An early revision of a colour coded diagram showing the main components of a laptop as seen by a 9yr old
January 2, 2024 at 12:09 PM
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Since not everyone uses LinkedIn... I added the full post to the alt text.

www.linkedin.com/posts/jonnys...
Since everyone else is doing their end of year thoughts and predictions for 2024, I thought I'd share mine too. * Threat actors are going to act threateningly * Security vendors are going to vend * Thought leaders are going to say some stuff Throughout it all, your security teams are going to deal with the above, do their best, work long, hard, and around the clock. Don't forget to trust them, support them, protect them and champion them. Make sure they get to unwind and recover. Have a great end of year, and I wish you a successful, and uneventful new year.
December 26, 2023 at 7:47 PM