Only by placing the special lacrosse stick from big5 at the directory in the food court will lead you to the secret cabinet. Or pretzels. It might just be pretzels. Drop the GoFundMe link in the thread

We've seen the 3 times with almost entirely separate lineups and they were outstanding every single time. Highly recommend!!

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times

Emerson, lake, and Palmer
Jethro tull
Sage
David bowie
Postmodern jukebox

Also I have no idea what autocorrect thought I was trying to say but swing and a miss

Oooohhhh... Then... Nevermind. Forget anything I might have said. Gonna just go over here and vanish for no reason at all. 🌿

Of course I agree and love this article. And @mcsweeneys.net in general. But can we talk about your outstanding handle / pic combo? Absolute banger!