Sankey diagram

A sorry for your loss, Catt

But also, yes, *insert unspecified European country* is lovely this time of year

Yes, but they'll still want a face scan or your passport

Pies, burgers, cheesy chips etc are standard footy scran. Even at FGR you'd be hard pressed to find celery!

Football snack WTF? Yeah, see the lads on the terraces munching on celery sticks all the time, sure...

Would always go to metro centre as a kid, but probably a bit of a mission (less so than from West Cumbria mind). Darlington was only ever for brass band comps at the dolphin centre!

What is wrong with you?

Gwan, have a wee dram with me

A massive SUV is the perfect family car? Seriously?!

Driving back west from London last night in absolutely biblical rain and some chucklefucks are still steaming along the M4 at 80-odd. <10m visibility, standing water everywhere. Absolute lunatics

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