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· Nov 17
mmm first post, better make it good. Funny, witty, insightful?
Could always just post a photo of the dog?
Could always just post a photo of the dog?
Seen a lot of people on here complaining about the Reform Manifesto, including criticism of the actual writing itself, saying it's clunky & unfeeling. To those people can I assure you, if you read it in it's original Russian, it's a beautiful piece of prose
"Graham Simpson, who defected from the Scottish Conservatives to Reform in August, has claimed he alone will be responsible for writing his party’s manifesto ahead of May’s Holyrood election, insisting Nigel Farage will not be involved in setting policy."
And the band played Believe It If You Like.
And the band played Believe It If You Like.
'I don’t make it up as I go along': Reform's MSP denies Farage will abolish Holyrood
John Swinney has warned Nigel Farage would abolish the Scottish Parliament if he becomes first minister.
www.scotsman.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Seen a lot of people on here complaining about the Reform Manifesto, including criticism of the actual writing itself, saying it's clunky & unfeeling. To those people can I assure you, if you read it in it's original Russian, it's a beautiful piece of prose
Not necessarily a massive fan of Michael O’Leary but he is the perfect advisory for Elon Musk, as you just can’t insult the man. His skin is thicker than a billionaires hair transplant & anything you throw at him will be turned back on you as a piss take.
January 21, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Not necessarily a massive fan of Michael O’Leary but he is the perfect advisory for Elon Musk, as you just can’t insult the man. His skin is thicker than a billionaires hair transplant & anything you throw at him will be turned back on you as a piss take.
I remember my brother putting Arsenic & Old Lace on & saying It's a Black Comedy
I'd never heard the term before, & the idea that you could make a slapstick comedy about subjects such as murder & insanity sounded like the best thing ever to this 6 year old kid. And it was. Happy Birthday Cary Grant
I'd never heard the term before, & the idea that you could make a slapstick comedy about subjects such as murder & insanity sounded like the best thing ever to this 6 year old kid. And it was. Happy Birthday Cary Grant
January 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I remember my brother putting Arsenic & Old Lace on & saying It's a Black Comedy
I'd never heard the term before, & the idea that you could make a slapstick comedy about subjects such as murder & insanity sounded like the best thing ever to this 6 year old kid. And it was. Happy Birthday Cary Grant
I'd never heard the term before, & the idea that you could make a slapstick comedy about subjects such as murder & insanity sounded like the best thing ever to this 6 year old kid. And it was. Happy Birthday Cary Grant
I can't wait to listen. Adeel has starred in three of my favourite works, Four Lions, Back To Life (so amazing) & The Night Manager, coincidentally the only 3 of his I've actually watched. When I get round to seeing his other roles, I'll probably love them too ♥️
Adeel Akhtar's #DesertIslandDiscs doesn't disappoint. Frank, funny and wise, with banging music choices (including Velvet Underground, Kae Tempest, Flaming Lips, Idles, Arab Strap, Aretha Franklin and Harry Belafonte) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Desert Island Discs - Adeel Akhtar, actor - BBC Sounds
Adeel Akhtar, actor, shares the soundtrack of his life with Lauren Laverne.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 18, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I can't wait to listen. Adeel has starred in three of my favourite works, Four Lions, Back To Life (so amazing) & The Night Manager, coincidentally the only 3 of his I've actually watched. When I get round to seeing his other roles, I'll probably love them too ♥️
inside the little church inside the massive church
#Liverpool
#Liverpool
January 18, 2026 at 4:40 PM
inside the little church inside the massive church
#Liverpool
#Liverpool
My son's student house has storage issues due to its size & the walls being hollow or shiny, making it difficult to hang anything up, which is why we were delighted when we found these self adhesive hooks for him.
January 18, 2026 at 10:58 AM
My son's student house has storage issues due to its size & the walls being hollow or shiny, making it difficult to hang anything up, which is why we were delighted when we found these self adhesive hooks for him.
January 17, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Went to see the Gormley statues in Crosby 💜
January 17, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Went to see the Gormley statues in Crosby 💜
It's squeezy, fits nicely in your pocket & only £2.99 at lidl. might be your work based marmite solution @laurenlaverne.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 5:45 PM
It's squeezy, fits nicely in your pocket & only £2.99 at lidl. might be your work based marmite solution @laurenlaverne.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Lola has always got her tongue out! 😂♥️
#RescueDog
#RescueDog
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Lola has always got her tongue out! 😂♥️
#RescueDog
#RescueDog
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found this hat in the park, so put it on a bench & posted about it on local Facebook groups, because sometimes,
even a superhero needs help 😜
#spiderman
even a superhero needs help 😜
#spiderman
January 10, 2026 at 1:38 PM
found this hat in the park, so put it on a bench & posted about it on local Facebook groups, because sometimes,
even a superhero needs help 😜
#spiderman
even a superhero needs help 😜
#spiderman
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The last picture of Renee Good from the shooters bodycam before he shot her.
Clearly not driving towards the shooter.
Clearly not driving towards the shooter.
January 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The last picture of Renee Good from the shooters bodycam before he shot her.
Clearly not driving towards the shooter.
Clearly not driving towards the shooter.
i mean, what large group of heavily armed men hasn't been afraid of a school mum at some point in their lives.
January 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
i mean, what large group of heavily armed men hasn't been afraid of a school mum at some point in their lives.
Catholics can seek forgiveness for their sins at confession, be absolved of them & thus be virtuous enough to enter the kingdom of heaven, as long as they don't commit any more sins before dying. It's all in the timing.
Which makes me think, does J D Vance have his own private confession booth?
Which makes me think, does J D Vance have his own private confession booth?
January 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Catholics can seek forgiveness for their sins at confession, be absolved of them & thus be virtuous enough to enter the kingdom of heaven, as long as they don't commit any more sins before dying. It's all in the timing.
Which makes me think, does J D Vance have his own private confession booth?
Which makes me think, does J D Vance have his own private confession booth?
Being vege, nearly every meal I've cooked in the last 40 years has started with the holy trinity, onions, bulb of garlic & chillies. The only thing that ever changes is the choice of peppers. Tonight its 2 whole massive scotch bonnets 💥♥️
January 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Being vege, nearly every meal I've cooked in the last 40 years has started with the holy trinity, onions, bulb of garlic & chillies. The only thing that ever changes is the choice of peppers. Tonight its 2 whole massive scotch bonnets 💥♥️
if you want some instant calorie free joy, just spend 10 mins looking at the replies 💜
#BlueSkyDogs
#BlueSkyDogs
I'm generally a pretty positive, happy go lucky guy.
But today, dear folks, people are on my last nerve.
Show me your dogs.
But today, dear folks, people are on my last nerve.
Show me your dogs.
January 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
if you want some instant calorie free joy, just spend 10 mins looking at the replies 💜
#BlueSkyDogs
#BlueSkyDogs
Thanks to Timothy Spall & our colloquial term for a roundabout, it is the law for all people from Birmingham, however broad our inflection, to say the words Barry & Island in the strongest brummie accents we can muster.
Since buying this lighter on a recent day trip, my wife now wants to kill me.
Since buying this lighter on a recent day trip, my wife now wants to kill me.
January 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Thanks to Timothy Spall & our colloquial term for a roundabout, it is the law for all people from Birmingham, however broad our inflection, to say the words Barry & Island in the strongest brummie accents we can muster.
Since buying this lighter on a recent day trip, my wife now wants to kill me.
Since buying this lighter on a recent day trip, my wife now wants to kill me.
My son's partner has broken her leg & i joked she should watch
Rear Window, & as it was on tv tonight we just did. 1952 movie with long scenes of no dialogue, no cgi no sfx & it was enjoyed as much by the 23yr olds as us oldies. 😀
#filmsky
Rear Window, & as it was on tv tonight we just did. 1952 movie with long scenes of no dialogue, no cgi no sfx & it was enjoyed as much by the 23yr olds as us oldies. 😀
#filmsky
January 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
My son's partner has broken her leg & i joked she should watch
Rear Window, & as it was on tv tonight we just did. 1952 movie with long scenes of no dialogue, no cgi no sfx & it was enjoyed as much by the 23yr olds as us oldies. 😀
#filmsky
Rear Window, & as it was on tv tonight we just did. 1952 movie with long scenes of no dialogue, no cgi no sfx & it was enjoyed as much by the 23yr olds as us oldies. 😀
#filmsky
don't forget to check out the new Trump Kennedy Centre website 😜😀
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HOME | Trump Kennedy Center
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
January 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
don't forget to check out the new Trump Kennedy Centre website 😜😀
www.trumpkennedycenter.org?fbclid=IwVER...
www.trumpkennedycenter.org?fbclid=IwVER...
CBS EVENING NEWS FLASH
The President of the USA, without authorisation from congress, has just invaded Venezuela
We have Dorothy from Kansas on the line....
The President of the USA, without authorisation from congress, has just invaded Venezuela
We have Dorothy from Kansas on the line....
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
CBS EVENING NEWS FLASH
The President of the USA, without authorisation from congress, has just invaded Venezuela
We have Dorothy from Kansas on the line....
The President of the USA, without authorisation from congress, has just invaded Venezuela
We have Dorothy from Kansas on the line....
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January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Hi, I'm boiled sweet, but in America they call me hard candy
January 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Hi, I'm boiled sweet, but in America they call me hard candy
not saying I'm getting old but... 😜😂♥️
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
not saying I'm getting old but... 😜😂♥️