Who would want a swasticar?

Total disrespect for the people he is there to serve. But the idea of service is alien to him.

Wait for the Trump pardon.

Yep. I just got a carrier pigeon.

Dept of Justice quite clearly now the Dept of Injustice (or Dept of Justice for White Billionaires)

What about med-beds?

Sadly, I don’t think voters are. I think voters en masse are totally turned off left wing politics at the moment. I don’t blame them. We’ve got sidelined into identity ideology (race, gender etc) and not focusing on the real issue, which is class.

Isn’t there an app for that?

Not a good choice if the idea is to get him up, out of bed and off to school. Anything by Christopher Peacock would get me up and as far away as I could from the reader in no time.

Cunts

Cutting off our nose to spite our face. We won’t take your talent if you won’t take back your illegal immigrants. How on earth is that a win for the UK?

I didn’t understand a word of this.

Plonker

Well said Jo