Jon
@joniceeyes.bsky.social
Couple degrees in medieval history, mostly just post about ASOIAF. He/him
If you can forget about James Woods' actual life for 90 minutes, this movie fucking rules
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If you can forget about James Woods' actual life for 90 minutes, this movie fucking rules
This mf just woke up in a jar kidnapped by big pink wierdos and is trying to get home to his eyeball wife and eyeball kids. He's the John McClane of eyeball aliens
September 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This mf just woke up in a jar kidnapped by big pink wierdos and is trying to get home to his eyeball wife and eyeball kids. He's the John McClane of eyeball aliens
Reposted by Jon
i am absolutely not okay
August 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
i am absolutely not okay
The Varamyr prologue is such a beautiful piece of literature because it has an unbelievable amount of lore, a really distinct POV, it's SO FUCKED UP, and the sack of shit gets what he deserves. 🤌
August 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The Varamyr prologue is such a beautiful piece of literature because it has an unbelievable amount of lore, a really distinct POV, it's SO FUCKED UP, and the sack of shit gets what he deserves. 🤌
I don't get Steely San either. Some decent tunes, but like... it's just rock music, man. Pretty mid
August 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I don't get Steely San either. Some decent tunes, but like... it's just rock music, man. Pretty mid
I enjoyed the shit out of that show
July 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I enjoyed the shit out of that show
I'll let the wieners know!
July 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'll let the wieners know!
Who read it? Did you read it??
July 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Who read it? Did you read it??
Also a secret third thing: cheating
July 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Also a secret third thing: cheating
That is legit! Hell yeah, I'm not alone!
July 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
That is legit! Hell yeah, I'm not alone!
This is why Jellicoe was an ass who lost the crew's confidence
June 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This is why Jellicoe was an ass who lost the crew's confidence
(Shoutout to Baron Harkonnen)
June 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
(Shoutout to Baron Harkonnen)