Good luck dude!

Good luck!

“You have to do it because the drive between the courses is a lap. It’s like one lap is the drive and then the last two laps are laps.”

Ok so Nintendo have broken what the word “lap” means. Great. This is horrible. I wish I hadn’t got involved 🤣

I can ask my kid when he gets in. He doesn’t let me on the switch 2 except for occasional ritual humiliation defeats at his hands, so I don’t actually know anything about 1 player but I do think you can skip it? Otherwise he’d have moaned about that?

JUST HOLD ON TIL 3:30 WE’VE GOT THIS

My 100% least favourite is the way Safari applies background colour from the current tab across the browser’s UI. Who and what is that for?

Positive GD does exist in B6 😍

Trying really hard to be a grown up and have a non partisan appreciation of that knock from Head but na man fuck that

They bled you dry.

“Weird time of day to deliver a dvd. So what was the film you got?”

On a rare foray to town, I saw a bus about it today and assumed it was an old old ad that hadn’t been changed.

They should have called it Wicked 2: Die Wickeder or something like that to explain what the fuck they were doing to us old folks (gen x / millennials)

They bring after eights with the bill. Which I just remembered after putting one in my pocket and legging it for the last train! You don’t get that with a Michelin star and an address off new street or brindley place

The only possible reply to this is: 👀

“Season 1”. Words used to mean things.

“They send one of your guys to the hospital, you cut his head off with a sword and absorb his energy — thatsh the Egyptian way”

Banging pic 👌

A blessed life 🙏

COME HOME SOONER we have saved you a chicken and mushroom pot noodle and a bottle of blue WKD

*throwing my presentation about the astrophysics of the starkiller base attack on the republic being witnessed in real time across the galaxy in the bin*

Actually, strong agree