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Graduated Summa cum laude from The Office Boy And Coffee Shop School Of The Dramatic Arts. I got through Mr. ෴ and I'm here.
Anyone who chooses to wear that and those songs for the kids is not gonna tell me from music.
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Anyone who chooses to wear that and those songs for the kids is not gonna tell me from music.
Thanksgiving Week Brings Five Plays to Manhattan, 1942. Art by if you don't instantly know, there's no hope for you.
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Thanksgiving Week Brings Five Plays to Manhattan, 1942. Art by if you don't instantly know, there's no hope for you.
Happy Thanksgiving from Carole and Clark!
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Carole and Clark!
J. C. Leyendecker's original cover art for the Saturday Evening Post edition of November 24, 1928, depicts the pilgrim's progress over three-hundred years.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
J. C. Leyendecker's original cover art for the Saturday Evening Post edition of November 24, 1928, depicts the pilgrim's progress over three-hundred years.
She's quite terrible in "The Royal Family of Broadway", and you kind of think Ina and Freddie are relieved when she finally kicks.
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
She's quite terrible in "The Royal Family of Broadway", and you kind of think Ina and Freddie are relieved when she finally kicks.
Kids, there once was a store called Gimbel’s at Sixth& 33rd, where you could shop while listening to carolers.
Photo: Eddie Hausner, New York Times.
Photo: Eddie Hausner, New York Times.
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Kids, there once was a store called Gimbel’s at Sixth& 33rd, where you could shop while listening to carolers.
Photo: Eddie Hausner, New York Times.
Photo: Eddie Hausner, New York Times.
Dear @washingtonpost.com, please remove all these ads for Jeanine Pirro's breakfast beverage from your website.
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Dear @washingtonpost.com, please remove all these ads for Jeanine Pirro's breakfast beverage from your website.
As it's both Thanksgiving and David Merrick's birthday, let's give a nod to some of his most biggest 🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃.
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
As it's both Thanksgiving and David Merrick's birthday, let's give a nod to some of his most biggest 🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃.
The casts of THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES, PETTICOAT JUNCTION & GREEN ACRES celebrate Thanksgiving. Who do you think carved the turkey? I hope it wasn't Jethro.
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The casts of THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES, PETTICOAT JUNCTION & GREEN ACRES celebrate Thanksgiving. Who do you think carved the turkey? I hope it wasn't Jethro.
🎭🎂Happy Birthday, Mr. ෴!
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
🎭🎂Happy Birthday, Mr. ෴!
There is a chain of bagel places called "Bagelstein" in Paris, and their logo mascot is Ernst Lubitsch" and so I am demanding a t-shirt or there will be trouble in paradise.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
There is a chain of bagel places called "Bagelstein" in Paris, and their logo mascot is Ernst Lubitsch" and so I am demanding a t-shirt or there will be trouble in paradise.
Which table would you rather sit with in the MGM commissary?
A. Janet Leigh, Grace Kelly, and Ann Blyth.
B. Stewart Granger, Elizabeth Taylor, John Ericson, Marge Champion, and Louis Calhern.
And who are you going to kick out so you can take their place?
A. Janet Leigh, Grace Kelly, and Ann Blyth.
B. Stewart Granger, Elizabeth Taylor, John Ericson, Marge Champion, and Louis Calhern.
And who are you going to kick out so you can take their place?
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Which table would you rather sit with in the MGM commissary?
A. Janet Leigh, Grace Kelly, and Ann Blyth.
B. Stewart Granger, Elizabeth Taylor, John Ericson, Marge Champion, and Louis Calhern.
And who are you going to kick out so you can take their place?
A. Janet Leigh, Grace Kelly, and Ann Blyth.
B. Stewart Granger, Elizabeth Taylor, John Ericson, Marge Champion, and Louis Calhern.
And who are you going to kick out so you can take their place?
It's one thing to feed the birds tuppence a bag, it's another to try to train them.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
It's one thing to feed the birds tuppence a bag, it's another to try to train them.
Even in Paris in 1952, a married woman still had to ignore her lover when he followed her down the street.
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Even in Paris in 1952, a married woman still had to ignore her lover when he followed her down the street.
Two years from now, Laura Ingraham will be slinging hash in some Arizona diner.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Two years from now, Laura Ingraham will be slinging hash in some Arizona diner.
Happy Harley Granville-Barker's Birthday!
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Happy Harley Granville-Barker's Birthday!
Cary, what appears to be the Madame Tussaud figure of Roz, Myrna and Charles at the 1942 Vaudeville for Victory fundraiser.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Cary, what appears to be the Madame Tussaud figure of Roz, Myrna and Charles at the 1942 Vaudeville for Victory fundraiser.
Lindsey Halligan reacts to today's rulings:
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Lindsey Halligan reacts to today's rulings:
Both the cases against James Comey and Letitia James were dismissed today. The Judge ruled their prosecutor’s appointment was invalid — a major defeat for Caligula’s effort to make the criminal justice system do as he pleases.
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Both the cases against James Comey and Letitia James were dismissed today. The Judge ruled their prosecutor’s appointment was invalid — a major defeat for Caligula’s effort to make the criminal justice system do as he pleases.
Elise Stefanik is so desperate to get back in Trump's good graces that she agreed to wrestle Pam Bondi at the Mar-a-Lago Thanksgiving Shindig.
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Elise Stefanik is so desperate to get back in Trump's good graces that she agreed to wrestle Pam Bondi at the Mar-a-Lago Thanksgiving Shindig.
When you look at Ric Grenell's programming choices, it's no wonder the Kennedy Center is swimming in more cash than Trump's Saudi pals.
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
When you look at Ric Grenell's programming choices, it's no wonder the Kennedy Center is swimming in more cash than Trump's Saudi pals.
Build it and they will come.
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Build it and they will come.
Megyn Kelly is furious at Sarah Huckabee Sanders for playing Santa in her production of Here's Love at her Dinner Theatre of Little Rock, even though Sarah insisted she played it as a man. Megyn did appreciate that Sarah kept the presents for herself.
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Megyn Kelly is furious at Sarah Huckabee Sanders for playing Santa in her production of Here's Love at her Dinner Theatre of Little Rock, even though Sarah insisted she played it as a man. Megyn did appreciate that Sarah kept the presents for herself.
Happy 137th, Cathleen Nesbitt, who somehow was 75 when she was born.
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Happy 137th, Cathleen Nesbitt, who somehow was 75 when she was born.