Jon Caruana
@joncaruana.com
He/him. Dad. Software developer by day. Home automator by night. Puzzle solver and occasional puzzle author (encodingcard.com). This is on a self-hosted PDS using did:web identity.
I smell banana bread in a lot of customers’ future.
June 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I smell banana bread in a lot of customers’ future.
Oh no, we feed them way less than that.
February 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Oh no, we feed them way less than that.
Since the big text didn’t adequately warn me, I propose there should be a consumer safety rule requiring a checkbox at checkout “warning: this product is known to the government to infect your house with glitter. Are you sure?” for anything containing the contagion. @cpsc.gov who is working on this?
January 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Since the big text didn’t adequately warn me, I propose there should be a consumer safety rule requiring a checkbox at checkout “warning: this product is known to the government to infect your house with glitter. Are you sure?” for anything containing the contagion. @cpsc.gov who is working on this?
It’s fine. The label writing lawyers have me in good hands.
November 30, 2024 at 4:56 PM
It’s fine. The label writing lawyers have me in good hands.
I don’t know why you would say that. 😂
(There was a thunderstorm alert or some such on this day.)
(There was a thunderstorm alert or some such on this day.)
November 27, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I don’t know why you would say that. 😂
(There was a thunderstorm alert or some such on this day.)
(There was a thunderstorm alert or some such on this day.)
Hmmm. Used with “APC Surge Protection Module for RS232, Replaceable, 1U, for use with PRM4 or PRM24 Rackmount Chassis”? 😂
September 8, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Hmmm. Used with “APC Surge Protection Module for RS232, Replaceable, 1U, for use with PRM4 or PRM24 Rackmount Chassis”? 😂
At least they offered to pay me a few cents! ($0.45 per kWh reduced)
July 9, 2024 at 12:13 AM
At least they offered to pay me a few cents! ($0.45 per kWh reduced)
For realism IKEA has used white out to correct the kid’s name on this demo award.
July 1, 2024 at 3:34 AM
For realism IKEA has used white out to correct the kid’s name on this demo award.
I think it’s time to bring the hot hands inside. And maybe refresh the sign.
June 22, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I think it’s time to bring the hot hands inside. And maybe refresh the sign.
This is why I have the opposite stash.
March 26, 2024 at 4:07 AM
This is why I have the opposite stash.
My pizza is being/already was delivered in a delorean.
March 26, 2024 at 1:34 AM
My pizza is being/already was delivered in a delorean.