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joncarpenter.bsky.social
@joncarpenter.bsky.social
Somewhat crumpled. Aspiring human. Not fond of Nazis. Somerset UK.
Yes, but have you met people?
December 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I can't speak to my dead grandmother on account of her being dead, as is the natural order of things. This kind of stuff is as idiotic as it's cruel.
December 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Watching it was like having my blood refrigerated. And now these bastards are back.
December 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I care about Moo Deng, but the algorithm thinks I only care about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Paying off my mortgage before I retire is also in the past, entirely thanks to Liz Truss, as are, thankfully, her days of being in any way consequential
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Yeah, fuck off, Captain Buzzkill.
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Spare a thought for Hilary. What a way to find out why Bill was coming home with bronzer on his schlong
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
How does one convince OpenAI that "Alpha Male" translates to the Japanese for "Do Not Rescusitate"?
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I want to see a Bond casting that pleases literally nobody. Like, the most perverse choice that hits the sweet spot of being universally loathed.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
No, not a secret one any more
October 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It's nice to see they're learning from the left though, in that they seem to hate each other more than the other side
September 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Nah, I thought Doomsday was great fun. Very very silly, mind.
September 13, 2025 at 10:08 AM
The Temu Shroud?
September 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
At least it's good to see someone sticking their neck out for their principles for once
September 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Did a new version of the Richard Spencer gif just drop?
September 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It's not Trump, they've sprayed Tom Homan with bronzer and stuck a stupid hat on him
September 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM