Jon Bois
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this is the play in which sheldon rankins conjured a scorigami out of absolutely nothing. 30-29 had happened plenty of times and so had 37-29. scorigami only happened because the refs didn't make them stick around for the extra point
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
this is the play in which sheldon rankins conjured a scorigami out of absolutely nothing. 30-29 had happened plenty of times and so had 37-29. scorigami only happened because the refs didn't make them stick around for the extra point
sheldon rankins, you have achieved a SCORIGAMI
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
sheldon rankins, you have achieved a SCORIGAMI
not only am i a guy who likes to watch football, but i'm also a dad. so right off the jump i'm already one of the most fascinating people you've ever heard of. and that's before you find out that i live in brooklyn and post on bluesky a lot
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
not only am i a guy who likes to watch football, but i'm also a dad. so right off the jump i'm already one of the most fascinating people you've ever heard of. and that's before you find out that i live in brooklyn and post on bluesky a lot
i love it when something is by dint of something else. i tell all my friends, don’t text me about shit unless it’s by dint of some other shit
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i love it when something is by dint of something else. i tell all my friends, don’t text me about shit unless it’s by dint of some other shit
eating some thai curry ribs with sticky rice and watching predator
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
eating some thai curry ribs with sticky rice and watching predator
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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i heard the sandwich guy was acquitted. i bet he went up to the judge and said "i'll have an acquittal sandwich with lettuce and tomatoes!" or something like that. i'm just kidding, i doubt he did that. this post is just for fun really
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i heard the sandwich guy was acquitted. i bet he went up to the judge and said "i'll have an acquittal sandwich with lettuce and tomatoes!" or something like that. i'm just kidding, i doubt he did that. this post is just for fun really
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one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
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i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one
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this will be the sagrada familia of sports documentaries
an architectural marvel that will never be truly finished
an architectural marvel that will never be truly finished
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
this will be the sagrada familia of sports documentaries
an architectural marvel that will never be truly finished
an architectural marvel that will never be truly finished
THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 1. | Secret Base
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November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i don't click on new york post articles but i can't honestly say it's because of any principled stand. it's because it has so many ads that if you let it all load the page weight is around 2 gigs. you could load one article claiming that sidewalks are bad or you could run about 500 copies of doom
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
i don't click on new york post articles but i can't honestly say it's because of any principled stand. it's because it has so many ads that if you let it all load the page weight is around 2 gigs. you could load one article claiming that sidewalks are bad or you could run about 500 copies of doom
voted for zohran again
November 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
voted for zohran again
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The only college football podcast is now also the world's only World Series watchalong. @jonbois.bsky.social stopped by last night to explain baseball to us
AFTER DARK WEEK 10: Watching baseball with Jon Bois | The Shutdown Fullcast
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November 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The only college football podcast is now also the world's only World Series watchalong. @jonbois.bsky.social stopped by last night to explain baseball to us
pretty interesting ballgame they've got going on tonight
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
pretty interesting ballgame they've got going on tonight
time for a world series walkoff hbp
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
time for a world series walkoff hbp
i haven't seen a capital one commercial in a while. maybe they could sneak one in between pitches here
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i haven't seen a capital one commercial in a while. maybe they could sneak one in between pitches here
i bet a lot of these players have been playing baseball since they were kids. that’s probably a big reason why they’re so good. if you learn this kind of stuff when you’re young it gives you a big head start
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i bet a lot of these players have been playing baseball since they were kids. that’s probably a big reason why they’re so good. if you learn this kind of stuff when you’re young it gives you a big head start
game 7 is the least important game of the world series because the season’s over at the end of the season either way. they only play it so that someone can feel like they won
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
game 7 is the least important game of the world series because the season’s over at the end of the season either way. they only play it so that someone can feel like they won